10/28/2015 Phil Is Shopping for Wide Calf Boots -

[Thetan]

On the one hand, Phil insists that he's under 200 lbs. then he posts this. If his calves are over 18 inches, the there's no fucking way in hell he's under 200 lbs.

EDIT:
And just how often does her read PLUS Model Magazine?

 

[Eponine]

Gosh, whatever could you mean? It's all toned muscle.

 

[Iamthatis]

What man has thighs that size? He's either super obese 350+ or perhaps this is a consequence of the on again off again hormones. Also why does he need tall boots? Is he a chacha dancer at Los Papas?(I think that means the potatoes in Spanish)

 

[Mogambo]

A sad fat white guy covered in shitty tattoos looking at clothes for sad fat women while living under a bridge in Portland. And he's not even bothering to take hormones, shave or try passing. You're really living the dream there Phil

 

[Hyperion]

Jesus fuck I was in the Army with people who worked out every single day of the week and nobody ever needed a "wide calf" boot.

Of course they were working on their muscles, all Phil works on is his gut.

 

[Bassomatic]

I guess I'll say it since it needs to be said, in every thread with Phil blowing autismbux : looks like money better invested than in housing.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

La papa con botas

 

[Count groudon]

Jesus fuck I was in the Army with people who worked out every single day of the week and nobody ever needed a "wide calf" boot.

Of course they were working on their muscles, all Phil works on is his gut.

Phil never skips belly day.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.healthkart.com/resources/diabetes-leg-swelling-terrible-twosome/#.VjFCyhXEzCQ

1. Diabetics have low immunity towards infections and your swelling could very well be a sign of an infection in the leg. Further signs that you may have an infection can be mild fever and redness along with the swelling.
2. Sometimes a high blood pressure can also result in leg swelling as fluids begin to build up within the tissues of the body. These are symptoms of a congestive heart failure and if you also feel like you have trouble breathing and are fatigued, you should rush to the nearest hospital.

 

[niggers]

>tfw so fat you wear leather buckets for boots

 

[VLAD]

But why would you wear such high boots when you have so many Strong Independent Translatinx Womyn Who Don't Need No Hombre calf tattoos to show off?

 

[melty]

Normal boots are already pretty much wide calf, jesus lose some fucking weight fatty.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Normal boots are already pretty much wide calf, jesus lose some fucking weight fatty.

http://www.theaidsreader.com/articles/hiv-and-obesity-where-did-wasting-go
Don't blame Phil for this. He has a disease which makes it almost impossible for him to maintain a healthy weight

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil's calves are also wide because he lugs around what may be dubbed the Backpack Of Fail all the time.

 

[Erubetie]

http://www.healthkart.com/resources/diabetes-leg-swelling-terrible-twosome/#.VjFCyhXEzCQ

1. Diabetics have low immunity towards infections and your swelling could very well be a sign of an infection in the leg. Further signs that you may have an infection can be mild fever and redness along with the swelling.
2. Sometimes a high blood pressure can also result in leg swelling as fluids begin to build up within the tissues of the body. These are symptoms of a congestive heart failure and if you also feel like you have trouble breathing and are fatigued, you should rush to the nearest hospital.

Don't post things like that! Now Phil will do nothing but draw more road signs and maps to avoid thinking about any of the possibilities you listed!

 

[kobebyarlant]

As his weight balloons, Phil resorts to using the tanned carcasses of whole pigs as shoes.

 

[Positron]

What's up with his obsession with boots? Is it another sexual fetish of his?

 

[Mogambo]

Don't post things like that! Now Phil will do nothing but draw more road signs and maps to avoid thinking about any of the possibilities you listed!

That or just go full on jihadist apparently

What's up with his obsession with boots? Is it another sexual fetish of his?

Probably, but then isn't everything a sexual fetish with Phil? This is the same tard who was obsessed with yaoi and carries around like 40 pounds of bondage hear he doesn't use, so yeah...

 

[Poor Choices]

What's up with his obsession with boots? Is it another sexual fetish of his?

Probably just that Doc Martens have been a mainstay of first world anarchists for a while so he can't betray the revolution by wearing sneakers - he needs to look the part!

 

[galact0r]

Couple of bread bags and some string. Problem solved.