FIGGIN [10-3-16] Phil admits to forgetting his name - Not even he can keep his lies straight

[Twrx]

I don't think even opl is this stupid.

 

[Tranhuviya]

That's just embarrassing.

 

[Randy Lahey]

That's just embarrassing.

yeah especially when his name is really phillip

 

[Ntwadumela]

lol

 

[Ruin]

Why is he pushing the DID stuff so hard lately?

 

[MG 620]

"The rumors"...

NO ONE CARES, PHIL OR WHATEVER YOU'RE CALLED!

Why is he pushing the DID stuff so hard lately?

The tugboat review is coming up.

 

[Flareon]

Ah yes this is extremely believable

 

[Ruin]

"The rumors"...

NO ONE CARES, PHIL OR WHATEVER YOU'RE CALLED!



The tugboat review is coming up.

I thought that too but he didn't get the tugboat for did, he got it for autism didn't he?

 

[Null]

Phil is secretly the narrator from Fight Club meandering between states and cities setting up new franchises.

 

[Beaniebon]

I'm new to ADF, so can someone tell me why he says everything is Latin American even when it doesn't make sense? A Latin American sleeve? A Latin American bicycle?

 

[MG 620]

Don't know, my guess is that he wants a larger tugboat.

 

[Twrx]

I thought that too but he didn't get the tugboat for did, he got it for autism didn't he?

I'm pretty sure it's in his papers. Although the therapist that he spoke to, wrote down Phil claims did so he doesn't have to take responsibility for his actions.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Phil's making up shit, and shame on anyone who falls for it.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm new to ADF, so can someone tell me why he says everything is Latin American even when it doesn't make sense? A Latin American sleeve? A Latin American bicycle?

The "Latin American sleeve" is a bunch of shitty tattoos on his arm. It isn't really a "sleeve," though, because a tattoo sleeve is usually designed and not just a bunch of random shit thrown together.

 

[Twrx]

I'm new to ADF, so can someone tell me why he says everything is Latin American even when it doesn't make sense? A Latin American sleeve? A Latin American bicycle?

What @AnOminous said, plus the fact that he thinks he's Puerto Rican. You should read the top three posts. That'll get you up to speed on all things Phil.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Can't wait for the next name change, PhilFelipeADFAhuviyaIsabel.

I also love that the fake matronymic "Nieves" has apparently been forgotten entirely.

 

[RI 360]

If that's how he has to keep his lies straight, where is the daddy rape day date tattooed?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I love how the name has to be tattooed on him - how does he even see it? A mirror only reverses it.

 

[Ruin]

If that's how he has to keep his lies straight, where is the daddy rape day date tattooed?

On his ass duh. Where else do you rape a young boy?

Fucking newfags.

 

[StoicMoose]

If he doesn't remember who he is, he doesn't have to deal with Phil.