10/3/2019 - Who Can I Turn To On My Birthday? - Tom is feeling lonely :(
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The sad thing is this will be more entertaining than HBO Watchmen
How about Satan, I hear he's always looking for Pedophilic dog fuckers with a tranny fetish.
Clearly Satan wants nothing to do with Tom, that's why he's still alive
Tommy needs us as much as we need him
I disagree. Tommy needs us; we're the only ones who really pay any sort of attention to his wrinkly ass. We don't need him- he's just one lunatic among many.
What happened to all your trans friends throwing you a birthday bash?
They took bash too literally and decided to bring baseball bats.
Given that they're trans, I think the technical term is a "monster mash"
You can always count on your family... oh
Well how about your friends.. uh coworkers? ... oh hmm
Well how about your friends.. uh coworkers? ... oh hmm
He should turn himself to the authorities for being a sex offender
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Is he lying about his age? I find it hard to believe he's in his 60s TBQH.
If God doesn't want him and Satan won't have him does that mean Tom is immortal?
He looks seventy-ish to me but given his lifestyle I could imagine him ageing faster than the rest of humanity so mid sixties doesn't sound to far-fetched to me.
Edit: Four minutes in and he's calling the police Tom you are nothing if not a volatile commodity I was about to write him off for that great lolcow graveyard in the sky with just how boring he has been lately
I don't think they care, at this point.
Tommy would make an absolutely terrible prisoner.
At least he’s safe from getting raped in the showers.
Why? I thought he was a chick with a dick?
You go around with advertising that working theory .... And see where it gets you.
If you want to be treated like a woman, prison makes for great field experience.
Anyway to answer Tommy's question "who can I turn to?" The answer is us.
Even if we are complete assholes, we at least pay attention to him.
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