10/30/2015 - Phil Buys Mace, Refuses To Leave California With His Balls Intact -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
So who are these fucking idiots resupplying him? And, is he suggesting that some mystery benefactor is shelling out $150 per month for his bus fare?
Maybe it's just me, but if I were buying food and other necessities for a 'friend' who claimed to not be able to afford these things and then found out that said friend was wasting money on shitty tattoos, I'd be pretty pissed and I'd stop supporting them. (Then again, given his sense of self-entitlement I'm not surprised that Phil would use his 'friends' this way.)
I secretly suspect the real reason is one of two possibilities:
1. He's been banned from Greyhound buses for being a public nuisance/health risk.
2. He doesn't have the money to pay for another bus ticket or whatever.
At the same time, I get the impression he's actually getting extremely paranoid - he already thinks the Kiwi Farms are essentially the secret internet gestapo out to destroy his existence, but at the same time he's been slowly loosing more and more friends on Facebook, which exponentially decreases the number of people who might come to his rescue when he inevitably threatens to Final Solution himself or even give him asspats.
1. He's been banned from Greyhound buses for being a public nuisance/health risk.
2. He doesn't have the money to pay for another bus ticket or whatever.
At the same time, I get the impression he's actually getting extremely paranoid - he already thinks the Kiwi Farms are essentially the secret internet gestapo out to destroy his existence, but at the same time he's been slowly loosing more and more friends on Facebook, which exponentially decreases the number of people who might come to his rescue when he inevitably threatens to Final Solution himself or even give him asspats.
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No! Now Phil is going to be in the same state as me forever! 
Phil is way overdue for his antisocial, shitty behavior to get him in actual legal trouble.
It occurs to me that someone who believes they're hated enough to warrent being murdered would be much safer if they wern't homeless by their own choosing.
So it's "THEY KNOW CLYDE CASH!" meets "DON'T CALL ANYBODY!" then?
I give it a month before he maces some random guy.
phil is a pussy tho. same with jordman.
if they had any actual courage they wouldn't be running from their lives (and reality) as make-believe women. expect a story soon about how phil totally maced some guy running at him with a knife screaming "I HATE YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STRONG LATINX WOMYN". it will get 4 likes from people who look like bad acid demons. and then he will never mention it again and never give any verifiable info about the incident ever.
Phil is totally going single white fe/male on Cwc at this point. I didn't think about it before but Phil dyed his hair blue right after Chris did. Yes fellow kiwis Phillip Haskins is jealous of Christian Chandler. At this point Barb is going to wake up under a bridge getting a sponge bath from Phil.
>security situation is still pretty bad with regards to Kiwi Farms activities in Portland
I told you guys to stop firing live grenades into crowded areas.
I told you guys to stop firing live grenades into crowded areas.
There's nothing to this but baseless speculation, but a friend of mine is convinced Phil isn't homeless. He basis this on check in locations, times of usage, and the extreme amount of spending he's doing on frivolous things likes boots, t-shirts, mace, and more tattoos.
If Phil did have some kind of housing, either with a friend or through a shelter, that might explain why he's deadset on not leaving for Portland. Other than, of course, everyone up there hating him after his awful behavior with Skarlett.
If Phil did have some kind of housing, either with a friend or through a shelter, that might explain why he's deadset on not leaving for Portland. Other than, of course, everyone up there hating him after his awful behavior with Skarlett.
"resupply"
"defense spending"
That Australatina fantasy is still going strong, I see.
"defense spending"
That Australatina fantasy is still going strong, I see.
Is mickey-mouse his code word for cheese?
Dang it, someone must've leaked the plans for the next drive-by 
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