Lovequest 10/4 - Chris invites Quinn to MLP kids party -

[The American Hedgehog]

Event description:

"My Little Pony Great Galloping Gala Family Party

Friendship is Magic! Join us for a Galloping Gala Family Party to celebrate the MY LITTLE PONY Movie on the big screen . We'll have ponytail braiding, Pinkie Pie's Party Corner, and sparkly, rainbow-filled crafts that would make Rarity proud. Costumes are definitely encouraged and all guests will have a chance to take pictures in our photobooth. After we've finished spreading glitter and friendship all over the Alamo Drafthouse lobby, we'll all trot in to the theater watch MY LITTLE PONY on the big screen with our new friends. Specially-themed kids meals will be available for purchase."

 

[TheMaxHeadroomIncident]

Well, this should be interesting to see play out. I hope they have a nice time; I really mean that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm sure the kids will have a great time with all the fun games, the arts and crafts, the thrilling movie and the weird old man in a dirty miniskirt and unicorn horn talking about how his girlfriend will be arriving any minute now.

 

[Zvantastika]

After we've finished spreading glitter and friendship all over..."

If I recall correctly, the last time Chris spread glitter and friendship, I think he got a court order on his ass.

This event is surely going to be fun.

 

[Done]

I won't be surprised if Chris is turned away at the door. This seems to be an event designed explicitly for kids.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Quinn accepted it.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Can someone go and follow him? Maybe get some footage?

 

[Bigguy28]

Him wanting to go to this is incredibly creepy and not at all unexpected.

 

[cosmos1092]

If he goes to this all the kids are definitely going to remember the Alamo.

 

[MY 405]

man, this is going to bring a WHOLE new meaning to "Remember the Alamo!"

Edit: Curse you Cosmos Ninja!

 

[JULAY]

"We'll have ponytail braiding"

Calling it right now, Chris is going to try to make some unfortunate person braid his greasy seaweed hair.

 

[Nekromantik]

Does he understand it's an event for small children, and not big Witchy Poo looking adult man babies?

 

[Skeletor]

Can someone go and follow him? Maybe get some footage?

Yes, let's all of us go film a children's party, solid idea.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You're not a 6 year old girl Chris

 

[Karen Riley]

This sounds like the kind of thing that even the most autistic of bronies would feel out of place and awkward at but not our Chris. There are some things that just aren't intended for lone adults to tag along to and this is one of them so it will be interesting to see how this goes down.

I'm still with others in hoping that somehow Chris does have a nice day out of it, despite his lack of self awareness. It just seems ridiculously mean spirited to specifically choose something he's really excited about as the date to troll him on

 

[MY 405]

The six year old girls in my building all stopped watching it. I heard two of them choosing up who got to be Agents of SHIELD the other day, I got to be Iron Man, so I just sat on the balcony and stared drinking. My neighbor kids are really cool.

 

[CWCchange]

He can do his Donald Duck impersonation for all the kiddies.

 

[Juju114]

I thought the date was on the 6th?

Maybe he wants her to come with him the next day after she spends the night.

 

[Basil]

Does he understand it's an event for small children, and not big Witchy Poo looking adult man babies?

Dropping Puffinstuff references to slam Chris. You're doing God's work.

 

[Fareal]

Okay, I will decode the Facebook event for the benefit of the unwashed and autistic.

The word "Family" in the title of any Facebook event, unless preceded immediately by the word "Manson,, means Normie Breeder Convention.

It means a gathering of people exactly like me, with that thousand yard SAHM stare, badly parked SUV, and that grim set of the jaw that says 'I didn't get all these kids' asses dragged here to not have FUN'.

Calling it a "Family Party" amd referring to the kids' meals is the most tactful way the Drafthouse has of saying "NO FUCKING BRONIES OK". This is the showing for kids and normies. It is not the showing for unwashed autistic fake trannies on a love quest. You turn up at this event in pony gear without a kid in tow and you will look like you are on the sex offender register somewhere.

I am the bleedingest of bleeding heart soft liberals and I do not want someone like Chris fucking hanging around my toddlers when we are doing normie family shit. Normie breeders rule the fucking world. Get over it. There are ghettoised showings of this film for weirdos. If you are a weirdo, go to them.