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10/4 - Chris says Magi-Chan wrote Hawaii trip tweet for monetary gainand thinks Dark Idea Guy is plotting to invade from Alcatraz

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The Captain, Oct 4, 2018.

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    Dark Idea Guy? This is the same shit Wise was pulling the second time around.. Name dropping himself as Idea Guy to Chris.

    I smell fuckery.

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    #1 The Captain, Oct 4, 2018
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  2. What the fuck is all this roleplay about dimension-hopping banditos coming at him from Alcatraz?
     
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  3. The showers of Alcatraz into his shower?

    So a bunch of inmates warp into his shower while they're both showering.

    This sounds like a rape fantasy. Can we even be sure this is him?
     
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  4. So he admits it's a money trap. Why am I not surprised? Chris is still a literal money-grubbing douchebag. It's a whole lot of BS. He doesn't want to work for his money through Sonichu. Instead, he wants to beg and lie. theories confirmed.
    With all this autogynephilic bisexual BS, I wouldn't doubt he fantasizes about being raped by "villains" who "forced" him to have phone sex.
     
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  5. Maybe this is how the watery maze forms.
     
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  6. It smells of Joshua Wise all over again. I wouldn't be shocked.
     
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  7. What Chris did to Saddam in the Gulf War is potatoes to what Idea Guy has done.
     
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  8. Not him. His transdimentional purple electric-homo-hedgehog-pokemon husband is. Or maybe the great Magi-chan wants to help him with that new debt case.
     
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    #8 No_one, Oct 4, 2018
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  9. But I thought you said Joshua Wise was "Too scared" too come back.

    I can't believe it, Chris is actually being possessed by his husband now.
     
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  10. Oh without a doubt someone has been fucking with him for weeks now. He's dropping very specific names that he wouldn't come up with and selling troll memes like fanta cans and snorlax dolls. Ultimately you can lead a horse to water but you can make him drink.
     
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  11. Shadow Elijah? Dark Idea Guy?

    Does this mean there is currently a "Light" Idea Guy?

    I could see that kind of loophole being used, Chris seems vulnerable to it. "Yeah, well, Idea Guy split into Light Idea Guy and Dark Idea Guy, and now you're only dealing with Light Idea Guy, I swear."
     
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  12. If only Jessica Quinn's saga wasn't ruined....
     
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  13. Must be nice to have an army of imaginary friends to blame shit on.
     
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  14. @The Captain why didn't you censor his phone number? Is the theory that somebody is trying to get Chris to go to Hawaii? Probably his mother or another I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME.
     
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  15. Said number has been public knowledge for months.
     
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  16. That's it! I'm going to request the 0.05 Indian Rupees I donated to the trip back.
    By the by, before getting yelled at for donating, 0.05 Rupees is 0.00068 USD.
     
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  17. Why wouldn't they? Law enforcement is unlikely to ever get involved. What were the consequences, doxxing and a scolding from mommy? I'll happily expose my personal info and make mother cross with me in exchange for six grand. I think the only way to keep Chris from being scammed like this again is for Barb to be made aware that someone is pilfering money she has dibs on.

    Also, I had doubts that Chris was legit schitzo, just dumb and gullible enough to believe whatever is convenient and feels good. Now, shit. What does it say when him being manipulated into these beliefs paints a rosier picture of his mental health than being legit schizophrenic?
     
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  18. >interdimensional shower portals

    Don't drop the soap Chris!
     
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  19. Man, if the 'tard coddlers saw this shit, they would have the straight jacket ready for Chris' new throne at the padded palace.
    WTF?... Now dealing with multiple personalities?... Is Chris now married to a bunch of fragmented personalities?... this, as usual, brings more questions than anwers
     
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  20. Where do you think that portal is? :tomgirl:
     
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