FIGGIN [10-5-16] Phil got a new knife - He's actually going to carry it on his hip
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I hope he cuts his face with it in his sleep.
You need to have a home for us to perform a home invasion, Phil.
He's going to hurt himself, but then again he might lose it before anything bad happens.
...Is it bad that I kind of expect him to stick it in an outlet?
...Is it bad that I kind of expect him to stick it in an outlet?
I don't know much on knives but he coulda got it for £87 from Knifecentre's website if he's more desperate to catscratch himself with it than buy essentials for "his apartment" that he's probably gonna squat in if it even exists
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"Content warning" because its "length might alarm people."
He's just plain talking about his acorn penis now.
He's just plain talking about his acorn penis now.
"I'm so poor but I can afford contact lenses to look setsy and holed up knives"
It's nice to see him provide a legal disclaimer that his knife isn't against the law. It'd be a shame if someone who regularly posts about murdering everyone possibly did something illegal.
Have fun eating off of your knife instead of dishes, Phil.
Have fun sleeping on your knife instead of a bed, Phil.
EDIT: Actually, I guess he has the only dish he needs - a knife to slice cheese off the block with.
Have fun sleeping on your knife instead of a bed, Phil.
EDIT: Actually, I guess he has the only dish he needs - a knife to slice cheese off the block with.
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Just tell him electric current is an effective way of maintaining a knife's sharpness.
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