FIGGIN [10-6-16] Phil threatens Portland's homeless - Doesn't realize the 5150 will prevent him from owning one

[Twrx]

Edit: The usage of pot also makes it illegal for him to own a firearm.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Correct Pronouns
Incorrect method of treatment (not in psychiatric hospital)
You can tell these auti-trannies have no idea other people have thoughts and feelings outside of their own, because if they did, they would understand why they get called "sir".

 

[Positron]

Says the man who was literally in tears and wished for a "food and water drive" when he was stranded in a bus station for 2 hours.

And again, if I were to move in a new home tomorrow, I wouldn't have time to fantasize about killing people.

 

[neverendingmidi]

He has a knife. Knives can be far more deadly than guns in a properly trained person's hands. But we all know Phil has neither the training nor the balls (the only way he's ball-less) to actually get close to anyone.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

someone used a male pronoun when he was in line ordering six large fries at mcdonalds

 

[Null]

If ADF becomes like, one of those truck driver serial killers that would be fucking awesome.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

And again, if I were to move in a new home tomorrow, I wouldn't have time to fantasize about killing people.

It's not like he needs to pack or anything.

Speaking of, has he said anything about his "move" tomorrow?

Maybe phil and his head mates can have a house warming party away from all those nasty cis men.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Can't use his knife to kill people obvi. That's for posing with, duh. And you can't risk getting something that expensive dirty.

 

[Twrx]

He also claimed to have shot a homeless person with pepper spray, and lost 40 bucks from "disassociating".

 

[Goofy Logic]

On this episode of Crazy Homeless Edgelord, our hero vents on Facebook after a panhandler calls him a retarded male punk for not giving him change!

 

[Tonebender]

Now I'm guessing Phil will claim he had a dissociative moment tomorrow and that's why he couldn't move in.

It's less than 24 hours until I move into my new address and Dissociative blackouts are happening.

Looks like he's preparing the lie.

 

[Arkangel]

He also claimed to have shot a homeless person with pepper spray, and lost 40 bucks from "disassociating". View attachment 141889 View attachment 141890

Lol. I was just by that station. Didn't see any crime scene though.

Also, gonna add Stadium Fred Meyer to the list of haunts.

 

[Positron]

The $40 is in your stomach Phil, in the form of overpriced cheese.
You can get it back with your $112 knife.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm so excited for the next 24 hrs, it's like lolcow Christmas eve. I'm hoping for random frequent posts about blackouts and feeling unsafe, then tomorrow he states after the last week he doesn't feel portland is safe and is heading back to California.

 

[sikotik]

As far as I know, even if he didn't get 5150'd or smoked weed, he STILL couldn't get and keep a gun in the place he claims to be moving to.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Translation: Phil felt scared by the panhandler and shit himself then threw $40 at him while he fled

 

[Ray Streip]

Nobody's going to mistake him for a lady, that ridiculous makeup isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Calling disassociate episode making him 'miss' his chance at getting the housing placement Friday so the lies can be rewashed this winter.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think anywhere would be pleased to know they're housing an insane lunatic who is threatening to murder homeless people for no reason at all.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I don't think anywhere would be pleased to know they're housing an insane lunatic who is threatening to murder homeless people for no reason at all.

Isn't phil "moving" into a building that has several units/apartments to house homeless people? So isn't Phil threatening other tenants in his soon to be new home?