10-8-16 Phil is hungry - And possibly thirsty

[BlueArmedDevil]

Nudes 4 foodz people!

bet you wish you could eat that knife.

 

[Bad Dog]

£112 coulda bought a few weeks worth of food Phillip

 

[4Macie]

The thing about nudes for food is that you need to be someone (or have the body of someone) that people want to see nudes of.

 

[Bad Dog]

The thing about nudes for food is that you need to be someone (or have the body of someone) that people want to see nudes of.

Phil could do cam shows, imagine!

 

[ON 190]

When you start off a message with "Very Gay and Trans" you are neither.

 

[Ravenor]

Nudes 4 foodz people!View attachment 142451bet you wish you could eat that knife.

You know what I love about this it's only been a few day's since he's been paid and he's already out of fucking money for basics, having said that I'm not sure Phil is even aware of how to cook a meal even something as basic as a fried egg, back at home his mum did everything for him, and for the last 5 years he's lived off fast food and the occasional handout all of that has been precooked or didn't need cooking to begin with.

I find the idea of him cooking both hallerious and horrorfying, he's the kind of idiot who could set a pan of water on fire but at the same time he's playing around with fire and with the amount of pleather he's waring he's light up like a roman candle, an combine that with the amount of blubber he's lugging around that's a fire that could burn for days.

The thing about nudes for food is that you need to be someone (or have the body of someone) that people want to see nudes of.

The Discworld once again provides a good anolouge to Phil - On the Disc troll's have a reverse kinda strip tease going on where a female troll end's up doing a dance that ends up with them wearing seven layers of clothing, an some point out that's a serious improvement.

 

[Twrx]

Who does he think wants to see him nude? Like honestly?

 

[repentance]

I'll guarantee that if one of the other crazy Portland troons dropped of a food parcel to him, Phil would whine about it.

Looks like he's just going to have to survive on community pantries and soup kitchens for now.

Oh look - you can get emergency food assistance 24/7 from a police station. The police will even fucking deliver it.

And this place is in Beaverton and doesn't even require ID or proof of income.

 

[Spaulding]

The longer Phil goes without food the better his nudes will be. Besides, we've already seen nudes of Chris so the thrill is gone. Phil probably doesn't even have a bent duck or anything (except balls).

 

[Ol' Slag]

Do we need nudes of Phil or are there some already floating out there?

The only reason I ask is because I think he is a legit potato wearing a human suit and want to see if my hypothesis is correct.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Lets bankroll Phil getting naked for lulz!

Actually, fuck it. Let him get so hungry he tries eating his pleather shit.

 

[Twrx]

The longer Phil goes without food the better his nudes will be. Besides, we've already seen nudes of Chris so the thrill is gone. Phil probably doesn't even have a bent duck or anything (except balls).

There's pictures of his baby dick on his Tumblr. So, if you want to see that, you're free to go there. He also has the pepperoni nipple thing going on like opl.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

The longer Phil goes without food the better his nudes will be. Besides, we've already seen nudes of Chris so the thrill is gone. Phil probably doesn't even have a bent duck or anything (except balls).

We've unfortunately seen his dick in the "look no balls!" pictures.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Phil's hunger would pale in comparison to the thirst of whoever bought nudes of him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

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This place even has a charity called "izzy's kids". How appropriate.

 

[Null]

pay this nigga a happy meal to keep his clothes on

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'll guarantee that if one of the other crazy Portland troons dropped of a food parcel to him, Phil would whine about it.

Looks like he's just going to have to survive on community pantries and soup kitchens for now.

Oh look - you can get emergency food assistance 24/7 from a police station. The police will even fucking deliver it.

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And this place is in Beaverton and doesn't even require ID or proof of income.

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"Izzy's Kids program" you say

Edit: Bah, beaten

 

[r00]

You'd think a homeless person could easily go more than 24 hours without food.
He should mash his big spud head, and eat that

 

[An Ghost]

Phil could do cam shows, imagine!

He would need a computer, or at least to upload vids a camera better than a phone one.

Even under communism people starved. Phil's going for the authentic experience.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He should use his very expensive knife and go hunt some animals for dinner.