FIGGIN [10 Aug 19] Phil indulges in bizarre torture fantasy - "Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"

Positron

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From his Mastodon:

Content advisory: Interrogation tactics / torture

During an afternoon nap, I dreamt of being a part of some future "Antifa Intelligence and Special Services Agency." Working title, I am sure it will get called something else if and when it is ever realized in the future.

To summize the dream: Let's just say that I am going to have some fun releasing my inhibitions engaging in enhanced interrogation tactics roughing up a few Proud Boys , Kiwi Farms stalkers, Andy Ngo, and Patriot Prayer fashies.

I would be perfect for the Antifa equivalent of what would knock the pants of the Israeli Mossad and Shin Bet in terms of rivalry.

Imagine Soy Milkshake waterboarding. I fucking would.
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Its ridiculous enough that Phil thinks Ant-shita is going to overthrow and replace the US Government, but then he goes full re.tard with this Antifa Gestapo fantasy of his, including believing he would be "perfect" for a position within it. Just more proof that Phil is a fascist and dreams of becoming a jackbooted thug for the establishment. Not very Antifa of him.

Well, if all you have in life are dreams, then dream big, I guess.

That's the most autistic thing I've read in a long time. Bravo, Phil
I don't know what's more delusional and Autistic: CWC with his Toon Town goddess fantasies, or Phil thinking he would have a position of authority some day. Both are unrealistic power fantasies to comfort each of them and distract them from pathetic, worthless lives. But I can't tell which is the worse offender.
 

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I don't know what's more delusional and Autistic: CWC with his Toon Town goddess fantasies, or Phil thinking he would have a position of authority some day. Both are unrealistic power fantasies to comfort each of them and distract them from pathetic, worthless lives. But I can't tell which is the worse offender.
Phil, because he's just so unlikable. Chris is strangely charismatic
 

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This is the second time he’s brought “soy” up as a part of his identity. Like keeping the mean streets of Portland in check and posting photos of tubby Antifags, it’s not the mark of badassery he thinks it is. Someone needs to explain this to him.

Actually, no they don’t.
 
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CheesyBoy

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This is the second time he’s brought “soy” up as a part of his identity. Like keeping the mean streets of Portland in check and posting photos of tubby Antifags, it’s not the mark of badassery he thinks it is. Someone needs to explain this to him.

Actually, no they don’t.
Wouldn't surprise me if he actually thinks the estrogen in soy is the same estrogen in females, so he drinks it hoping to be more famine.
 

Hecate

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Pretty sure that someone who is tied up would be able to overpower Phil.
you wouldn't even need to try and move, all you'd have to do is speak a foreign language at him angrily and he'd be reduced to a quivering sad sack in a corner.

but that's assuming he wouldn't incapacitate himself before even starting due to drinking the soy milkshake
 
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