FIGGIN [10 Aug 19] Phil indulges in bizarre torture fantasy - "Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"

nonvir_1984

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This is what happens when you overdo the mental health treatment and he imagines he is a pseudo commando and starts jerking off to fantasies of ideated violence.
Call the FBI!
Pseudo commando is a thing:
The pseudocommando is a type of mass murderer who kills in public during the daytime, plans his offense well in advance, and comes prepared with a powerful arsenal of weapons. He has no escape planned and expects to be killed during the incident. Research suggests that the pseudocommando is driven by strong feelings of anger and resentment, flowing from beliefs about being persecuted or grossly mistreated.
 
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CWCissey

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This is what happens when you overdo the mental health treatment and he imagines he is a pseudo commando and starts jerking off to fantasies of ideated violence.
Call the FBI!
Pseudo commando is a thing:
The pseudocommando is a type of mass murderer who kills in public during the daytime, plans his offense well in advance, and comes prepared with a powerful arsenal of weapons. He has no escape planned and expects to be killed during the incident. Research suggests that the pseudocommando is driven by strong feelings of anger and resentment, flowing from beliefs about being persecuted or grossly mistreated.
You forget two things.

Phil is dirt poor, and is unable to buy any serious weaponry.
Phil is a pussy.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I don’t think they just make you an interrogator, Phil. I think you have to demonstrate some aptitude at acquiring information. Given that pigface has not only failed to ever obtain information, but has in fact unwittingly revealed large amounts of information about himself over the years, he is literally the worst person for this job.

Well, that and the fact that any suspect could bamboozle him by saying “I don’t know.” And “Oh boy, I’m really glad you tied me up, the one thing I can’t stand is being not tied up.”
 

CWCissey

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I don’t think they just make you an interrogator, Phil.
Is this your first day? Phil has imagined himself a whole country (particularly the transport network and infrastructure), this is probably the least of his idiotic fantasies.
 

Midlife Sperglord

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I don’t think they just make you an interrogator, Phil. I think you have to demonstrate some aptitude at acquiring information. Given that pigface has not only failed to ever obtain information, but has in fact unwittingly revealed large amounts of information about himself over the years, he is literally the worst person for this job.
Phil is not in this for the information. He just wants to make people painfully drown in soy milkshakes and die of a subsequent lung infection. That is some Saw level sadist power fantasy there.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Is this your first day? Phil has imagined himself a whole country (particularly the transport network and infrastructure), this is probably the least of his idiotic fantasies.
We haven’t heard anything from Austardlatina recently. I wonder if he abandoned it because Antifa gives him people who’ll play along with his asinine power fantasies?
 

REGENDarySumanai

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The most realistic way of seeing this is that Phil goes outside for the first day doing this and he shits himself and goes back to his dump.
 
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The Dude

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Because we all know how much anarchist movements love agencies of all sorts.
Phil has always been a fascist at heart. He craves power and a twisted kind of order. Phil thinks getting in with Antifa would be like getting in with the Brown Shirts in 1930s Germany: that it would eventually lead to a position if power and authority for him. Except that Phil is sitting in the basement of some guy's mom, waiting for the day that he thinks Antifa will win and take over the government, then he will waddle out and say "I helped! I was there! Now where is my new position of power?".
 

Coach Kreeton Of All That

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Phil has always been a fascist at heart. He craves power and a twisted kind of order. Phil thinks getting in with Antifa would be like getting in with the Brown Shirts in 1930s Germany: that it would eventually lead to a position if power and authority for him. Except that Phil is sitting in the basement of some guy's mom, waiting for the day that he thinks Antifa will win and take over the government, then he will waddle out and say "I helped! I was there! Now where is my new position of power?".
He won't just sit in the basement of some guy's mom. He'll beat her like he did with his ex and elderly mother to squat there.
 
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