10 EASY STEPS FOR AUTISTIC MEN TO GET SWEETHEARTS! -

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CWCissey

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This is so simple even a young virgin-with-rage could do it!

1. Take regular showers and make sure to properly wash your hair and body, boyfriend free girls don't like musk or slimy, matted hair!
2. Wear clothes that are at least semi-fashionable. A T-shirt and jeans will do fine!
3. SMILE! Boyfriend-free girls love happy men.
4. Listen! Pay attention to what the girl is saying, if you talk too much about yourself, she will leave.
5. Have respect! If a girl says no, it's no biggie, just move on, it's her loss!
6. A job is preferable. How else are you going to shower your sweetie with love and affection? Nothing says 'I love you' like Capitalism!
7. Keep your house tidy! It's not nice to take your gal home to a municipal dump, ensure that everything is spick and span!
8. BE ASSERTIVE! Girls prefer a guy who can make decisions and won't just kowtow to anyone, even their own mothers. Just make sure you aren't too assertive to her, else you'll come across as aggressive.
9. Live for now! Dredging up the past is a serious turn off for women.
10. Take care of yourself! If you look like you can take care of yourself, then a girl will be more inclined to think that you'll be able to take care of her too!

Follow these steps and you'll be guaranteed to be in possession of ONE TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART in 6 months.
 

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Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care, and these essays are a boring read.
 
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