10 Things You Need to Know for Adult Life + Page of Random Doodles #1 -

[KFC]

Part 1 - Adult Life

http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/10-Things-You-Need-to-Know-for-Adult-Life-524593000
https://archive.md/TmFYq

"Oh boy, isn't this going to be a fun one. It's time to get all up and controversial, right? No. What I'm going to write down is going to be necessary no matter what walk of life you have. Whether you're going to be a mechanic, an artist, a doctor, or a business owner, these are all things you should know, if not by age 18, then by age 25. They are vital for all but the most fringe of lifestyles (at least in the first world)."

Not the most interesting post he's made. It's a mix between an excerpt from a self help book, an excerpt from PCs for Dummies, and an excerpt from a book on how to manage a company. His choices for the list are really odd, and some seem like horrible things that you would have to need to learn, like how to lie. Anyways, it seems like something that should have been posted on the Speculara Blog.

Also, this comment made me chuckle:

"These are great tips! Being an adult seems way harder than I thought. Driving,paying so many bills, cooking,there's a lot! Now I can see why adults say "enjoy being a kid while you can". Also,nice EA joke! EA has ruined so many franchises,like The Sims and Command and Conquer"

-rockstaranimationsx

That comment shows the essence of an Enterbot.

Part 2 - Random Doodles

http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Page-of-Random-Doodles-1-523178115
https://archive.md/CjPMM

Not really a notable post, so I just tacked it onto here. The only thing I have to say is that I find it annoying that he took a picture of the page. Just scan it! Why can't him and many Enterbots grasp this simple concept?

And that's all. Discuss...

 

[KFC]

Oh, and some tweets:


(schools do teach kids about the internet now, and if not that, there are many books out there that are about the internet. besides buddy, i thought you hated school)


(how motivational. another inspiring quote, straight from his grandma's basement)

Sorry for the double post, but these tweets are also updates. I guess this is the early-April MrEnter Update.

 

[cans.wav]

REFUTING TIME MY FRIENDS

1: All 50 States School Curriculum requires at least one computer class in High School, and two in Middle School, then one in Elementary, besides almost all kids sans amish or weird parent KNOW how to use computers.

2: If your that kid who hates technology and has no idea how it works, imagine being forced to learn a trade your never gonna use. And then "IMAGINE YOUR DOING A TERM PAPER" their are IT Department's at all US Colleges and even then their is always at least 100 people in a college who are willing to fix your shit.

3: All schools in the US have Health classes where they hammer the same shit in from 1st Grade to 9th Grade and then you have to take one more Health class in High School.

4: That's shit every parent should teach, and every kid learns on their own within the first 5 years of life. Not Needed.

5: Their's Economics class for a reason. Simple as that.

6: Every person except fucking sperg's know how to do this, it's like Chris's proposed "Date ED" class except for talking.

7: You lie 2-3 times per 10 minute conversation. EVERYONE knows how to lie.

8: ACCOUNTING CLASS IS REQUIRED IN MOST STATES
Everyone know's the law, it's not hard to follow.
Politics in school outside of controlled situations don't mix.

9: Everyone internally questions everything, this happens at least once every couple seconds. KIDS KNOW HOW TO THINK.

10: I will give him this one, just not the way he worded it. People today do need to take more risk's but forcing kids in school will cause the opposite reaction.

Most of this shit just show's how fucking autismal John really is.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

My school had an entire unit on online-safety/how much information to post about yourself/cyberbullying/etc. Isn't that the norm nowadays?

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

My school had an entire unit on online-safety/how much information to post about yourself/cyberbullying/etc. Isn't that the norm nowadays?

Yep. It is

 

[Someone]

If your that kid who hates technology and has no idea how it works, imagine being forced to learn a trade your never gonna use.

That's pretty much what Enter complains about any other subject
But when it is interesting to him, it's okay to force it into kids.

 

[Marionette]

Enter proving once more that he can't draw for shit.

As for that journal, I'm going to need about four shots before I tackle that.

Edit: Something I noticed, Enter says "If you've been paying attention I didn't figure out that I wanted to go into animation until I was 5 years graduated."
If this is true Enter can't be 20. Unless he somehow graduated two years early, he's lying about his age.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

The problem with this is that he doesn't live on his own and he doesn't have a job. Ergo, why exactly should he be giving advice on this?

 

[AveraDiane]

I know I am going to repeat myself from the other thread (I apologize), but it is hilarious that he was lecturing people about healthy food. While it is a valid point, he is the last person (only second to Chris, holy hell he is much worse) I would want lecturing me about healthy eating/drinking habits with his addiction to soda (and that is the only thing he drinks).

 

[KFC]

I know I am going to repeat myself from the other thread (I apologize), but it is hilarious that he was lecturing people about healthy food. While it is a valid point, he is the last person (only second to Chris, holy hell he is much worse) I would want lecturing me about healthy eating/drinking habits with his addiction to soda (and that is the only thing he drinks).

MrEnter has poor health in many respects. Mentally ('tism), dentally, and possibly physically (not entirely sure).

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

@AveraDiane: Apparently he has paranoia relating to water, which is why he only drinks soda.

I don't know why it's just that. Juice is a thing, right?

 

[Someone]

In that list about him, didn't he say that he didn't brush his teeth because of the mint flavor of the toothpaste?
Aren't there another flavored toothpastes though?

• I hate the taste of mint. This more than anything else lead to me having poor dental hygiene. This fused with my old dentist being an idiot... well. When I went to a proper dentist it took six months of an appointment every two weeks to fill in all of my cavities.

Was every adult in his early life an "asshole"?
His parents, his dentist, his teachers, etc

 

[KFC]

In that list about him, didn't he say that he didn't brush his teeth because of the mint flavor of the toothpaste?

Yeah. The guy got triggered by fucking toothpaste. Let that sink in...

 

[Marionette]

No water and no toothpaste? Now you'll be telling me he gets sensory overload from showers.

I'd hate to be his dentist.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

@Someone: They make other flavors of toothpaste, I have to mention.

His teeth must be incredibly rotten.

 

[Conrix]

In that list about him, didn't he say that he didn't brush his teeth because of the mint flavor of the toothpaste?

Yeah. The guy got triggered by fucking toothpaste. Let that sink in...

I actually think the mint flavor is the best part of brushing your teeth. Enter's just a big blubbering autistic vagina who tries to find more things to trigger him than the average tumblrite.

 

[Someone]

@Someone: They make other flavors of toothpaste, I have to mention.

His teeth must be incredibly rotten.

There, Enter would have solved his problem
but I think the mint thing is a facade, and he is just too lazy to brush his fucking teeth

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

@Someone: Does he get out of his house? Does he socialize?

I don't think even the laziest people would ever forget to brush their teeth.

 

[Someone]

@Someone: Does he get out of his house? Does he socialize?

I don't think even the laziest people would ever forget to brush their teeth.

I actually doubt it
He lives with his grandparents, so they can bring him food
He says he goes to a therapist, but the therapist could go to his house
Enter doesn't have much of a reason to leave the house.

 

[wheat pasta]

In that list about him, didn't he say that he didn't brush his teeth because of the mint flavor of the toothpaste?
Aren't there another flavored toothpastes though?

Until "Lazy/convenient excuses" is a toothpaste flavor, I doubt he'll change his ways.