Ssssshhhhh I said ssssshhhhhhh. Tee Hee!
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"I forgot this was even a thing." - emspex - true words
Settle in boys and girls. Here we go down low effort mountain again.
0:00 - Hey Guys! Twinkie is in the back looking fat and sad. Poor pupper. :`-(
0:05 - Necky turned in Amber's paperwork to the WL clinic near Bacteria Lake. This was filmed on May 17th so we are coming up on a month since ya gorl turned in her papers.
0:09 - Amber notices Twinkie and does her giggly puppy voice.
0:21 - Nice out of breath cut there Amber.
0:25 - She filled out a packet for a weight loss surgeon but she doesn't want WLS? So why did you even bother and waste this place's time?
0:30 - She doesn't want WLS, she wants a "medical based weight loss approach". Whatever that means.
0:35 - Shoutout to the Coldest Water Bottle for holding it down on the back right table.
0:44 - "Like it is a weight loss surgeon. Like whhhhhhhaaaaatttttt?" Literal
0:46 - Our gorl forgot to weigh in again today. How do you even forget? You can get up from Pillow Mountain to weigh yourself?
1:00 - Amber tells us if she is eating badly subconsciously she forgets to weigh herself. Sure sis. So what she told us is that she has been eating badly up until May 17th at least.
1:09 - Our gorl is going outside ya'll. We get to hear her breathing as she struggles down the sidewalk.
1:14 - Twinkie barks while Amber does more puppy voice.
1:20 - Amber finds a cigarette butt outside and is perplexed why it is there because no one in the house smokes.
1:23 - More cringe puppy talk.
1:45 - Amber is sitting down outside in the same place as the Go Outside With Me video. Keeping that content fresh gorl.
1:50 - Out in the sunlight you can really see how dirty Amber's muumuu is. It is covered in Twinkie's hair along with fresh dandruff powder from Mt. Poop Bun.
2:23 - The first weigh in and it is completely dark in her room and of course the industrial fan is going.
- Hello. It's ready. 565.8 ellbees.
3:14 - Since it is Saturday May 18th, she didn't get a call about the paperwork. It could take 1-2 weeks.
3:23 - We are back to pillow mountain and the fans. Great.
3:33 - Our gorl is emotional today because she really misses her mom who lives in Oklahoma. Our gorl goes on a long story about missing her mom and her family. It has been 11 years since she has seen a blood relative.
- TL;DR since our gorl is too fat to fit into the car, she can't go and visit her mom.
- It would be very easy to feel sorry for Amber because for the uninitiated, she sounds really sad y'all. But for us Ambstorians, we know this is a manipulation tactic and a laaaahhhhh.