1000 signs you're a kiwi -

[Coleslaw]

1. You frown when someone calls you "exceptional" in real life.

 

[Xenomorph]

2. You observe people like exhibits at an oddity museum.

 

[JambledUpWords]

3. You sperg about calories and nutrients in food

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

4. You sperg over minute details that seemingly have no importance until you look at the big picture.

 

[JambledUpWords]

5. You have distinct categories for various troons

 

[Colmerry]

6. You have low-functioning autism

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

7. You have a distinct need to work at your local archive.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

8. You're a faggot.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

9. You have VCR tapes from 30 years ago

 

[TendieGremlin]

10. Your avatar is an extremely cursed image

 

[Coleslaw]

11. You think actual kiwis are spineless cowards.

 

[Terminus Est]

12. Knowing who Null is and that he btfo the New Zealand police.

Edit : Didn't See No.8
Old : 12. Being A Faggot

 

[Recoil]

A growing distaste for Reddit & CalArts

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

14. You can't count past 12.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

15. @Ron /pol/ fucked your mom.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

16. You cannot resist Trent's anus.

 

[School of Fish]

17. You're a walking encyclopedia of Chris-Chan's life.

 

[kadoink]

18. You are a weeb who hates other weebs.

 

[UW 411]

19. You're a member of the bopdog mafia

 

[ToroidalBoat]

20: You think Desert Bus is more than just a SEGA game.