1000 signs you're a kiwi -

[FixinShibe]

181. You Shun the real world, locking yourself into your room with your blinds down.

 

[TendieMan]

182. Can't take anything seriously anymore at all

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

183. Talking to the black cashier dude about what breakfast item you want to order at a McDonalds has never felt more awkward.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

184. One way or another, you're associated with Islam.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

185. You've ever realized you just spelled something to evade the KF word filters while not at all typing anything on KF.

 

[Deadpool]

186: You get so used to telling people to neck themselves, you start to do it IRL and cause your friends to worry about your mental stability.

187: You have kiwis phone numbers on your phone (love you @Rat Speaker @Chandler Cats, @Nurse Ratchet) and have drunk dialed one of them to yell JULAY on their voice mail.

188: you realize you've been a member for half a decade and start reevaluating your life choices.

189: You refuse to use social media so you're too boring to halal.

 

[Rat Speaker]

and have drunk dialed one of them to yell JULAY on their voice mail.

Can confirm this happened.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

188. You know at least one person who got perma'd for not showing their tranny cock to Null.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

189. You've witnessed a cow's death and feel pity or nothing.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

190. You keep hoping that another trashfire like the Projared mess will erupt soon.

 

[An Ghost]

191. You simultaneously revere and give money to Dear Leader but also eid llun eid

 

[PsychoNerd054]

192. You necro threads.

 

[Immortal Technique]

193. The default avatar irrationally bugs you.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

194. You don't react to autism jokes at all, you've seen all of them 100 times

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

195. Learning that someone you know irl is an incel doesn't horrify you so much as it does excite you because of the sheer amounts of autism that you'll get to observe.

 

[queerape]

196. Nothing can truly horrify you, as you know there's always a thousand times worse.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

197. You correct a newfag about the correct advice, which is "Do a flip."

Your reaction to suicide baiting is "do it faggot."

 

[Fat Pikachu]

198. You diagnose everyone even slightly socially awkward with autism

 

[ToroidalBoat]

199:

"m i l k" and "cows" may not mean dairy and animals who make it

 

[kadoink]

200. When you hear about someones feeding fetish, you think of Dear leader ;P