1000 signs you're a kiwi -

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186: You get so used to telling people to neck themselves, you start to do it IRL and cause your friends to worry about your mental stability.

187: You have kiwis phone numbers on your phone (love you @Rat Speaker @Chandler Cats, @Nurse Ratchet) and have drunk dialed one of them to yell JULAY on their voice mail.

188: you realize you've been a member for half a decade and start reevaluating your life choices.

189: You refuse to use social media so you're too boring to halal.
 
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