1000 signs you're a kiwi -

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205. when you see direction signs pointing to this place your first thought is "Son-Chu?"
206. likewise, when you go through this place in the Scottish Highlands, it reminds you of Phil getting his knob chopped off

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206. You cringe so hard every time you wind up behind a blue Ford Focus that you should probably pull over. And if you have a passenger, they're just fucking confused because you aren't going to explain why.


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207. Your Cöke Zero Sugar, Dorito and Hot Pocket consumption increases tenfold

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