163. You assume all Jareds are deviants by default.153. You also assume all Joshuas and Chrises you know are lolcows by default.
170. You have seen the maggots in the mind of the universe, and it did not offend you.169: You're completely unfazed by the shit your friends post because you've seen shit that's so much worse, and nothing they could find would come even close to the horrors you've encountered.