11/03/2015 - Phil "Assaults" Random Person, Uses Kiwi Terms To Describe It -

[Smutley]

I'm sure this really happened and is in no way a lie.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Aren't bottles of mountain dew plastic? I'm trying to imagine what it's like to be hit with a half-empty plastic bottle wielded by a man who is by now basically a jellymould in terms of physical strength. It was probably hilarious.

 

[sugoi-chan]

It probably happened, but like "Hey man, got a cig?" "No." (cause he's too chickenshit to actually say anything not on Facebook) and then he runs home and tells his asspatters about how his noble latinx gender was slandered by a horrible cis person and the police state.

 

[CatParty]

He lies just like he lied to get autism bux

 

[YI 457]

Nice try, Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

Is Phil actually self aware enough to be parodying the "I caught a shitlord this big" thread?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wished Phil was black so that the police could taze or shoot his ass.
Sadly his white privilege prevents this

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Drinking #GAMERFUEL and assaulting people? Holy shit that is some fucking hardcore MRA #GamerGate shit Phil!

 

[Smutley]

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What a fucking kook.

 

[Hyperion]

I can only imagine the look of confusion on that poor guys face while some reeking hobo squealed incoherently and threw shit at him.

 

[Pillow]

>look at me I'm such a tranarchist crustpunk
>how dare this white cishet to assume I may be smoking

 

[KatsuKitty]

He didn't do this in front of a cop; that's assault.

 

[vittek]

A likely story.

 

[Adamska]

Phil, no sane human being would ever willingly want something your rot infested hands have touched. You have to make your lies actually somewhat believable for people to not squint at it.

 

[Tranquil Beetle]

It probably happened, but like "Hey man, got a cig?" "No." (cause he's too chickenshit to actually say anything not on Facebook) and then he runs home and tells his asspatters about how his noble latinx gender was slandered by a horrible cis person and the police state.

and then he runs home

home

 

[Arkangel]

Why was Phil drinking Mtn. Dew? I though he hated it.

Spoiler: Edit: Code Red Tastes Like Shit

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Sounds harrowing. Being a person is hard. So brave.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I wonder if he uses kiwi lingo in day to day conversation

 

[VLAD]

This story is such an obvious fabrication. No random stranger on the street would willingly engage in conversation with Phil.