Tattoos 11-05-15 Phil gets his fat thigh/butt cheek? tattooed with garbage -
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I know I'm screaming into the void but I'm going to ask it anyway:
Phil is retarded to be sure, but someone is going to come along within the hour and asspat Phil on this choice, and I can't conceive of why anyone could possibly support this. There's getting a sweet tat that means something to you, and there's permanently mutilating your entire body.
Phil, you really are the gold standard for reprehensible.
Phil is retarded to be sure, but someone is going to come along within the hour and asspat Phil on this choice, and I can't conceive of why anyone could possibly support this. There's getting a sweet tat that means something to you, and there's permanently mutilating your entire body.
Phil, you really are the gold standard for reprehensible.
Great artist; he fucked up the transsexual flag's colors, assuming that isn't a localized rash in the "white" center.
What does the bottom flag stand for? Other than something Phil isn't, like the other two.
What does the bottom flag stand for? Other than something Phil isn't, like the other two.
Not only is he tattooing ice cream cakes, but melting ice cream cakes. Gj phil.
ugh, that doughy tricep. phil, please do some pushups. 
no, he got like a dripping graffiti design. it's probably the best part of his tat
It looks like a kid at a children's birthday party threw up their cake and ice cream on the decorations. Also, it's really tacky to tattoo a self portrait on your own body Phil.
Wait, that hideous mess ISN'T supposed to be his face?
Wait, that hideous mess ISN'T supposed to be his face?
I don't understand any of this. A hard hat? Candles? Melting cakes? Ugly shoes? A black bag? Foam buffers?
I get the biking gloves and bike lock, but I am totally confused by everything else.
Edit: Okay, I see that the melting cake on the left is supposed to be the transgender pride flag (why is it melting?) Presumably the other cakes are supposed to be pride flags, then? Of what? The asexual pride flag looks kind of like the right-hand cake, but Hooves missed a stripe if that's what it's meant to represent.
If the bottom cake is meant to be the intersex pride flag, then fuck Hooves. Hooves does not have an intersex condition; doctors would have diagnosed it long ago if so. Shit, Hooves, why not put an ovarian cancer survivor ribbon on your hideous skin? Sickle cell anemia? Just feel free to appropriate other people's medical issues at will, you fucking douchebucket.
I get the biking gloves and bike lock, but I am totally confused by everything else.
Edit: Okay, I see that the melting cake on the left is supposed to be the transgender pride flag (why is it melting?) Presumably the other cakes are supposed to be pride flags, then? Of what? The asexual pride flag looks kind of like the right-hand cake, but Hooves missed a stripe if that's what it's meant to represent.
If the bottom cake is meant to be the intersex pride flag, then fuck Hooves. Hooves does not have an intersex condition; doctors would have diagnosed it long ago if so. Shit, Hooves, why not put an ovarian cancer survivor ribbon on your hideous skin? Sickle cell anemia? Just feel free to appropriate other people's medical issues at will, you fucking douchebucket.
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The bottom flag is the intersex flag. (the other two are trans and -I think- genderqueer).
Besides, "My body, my life, my voice, my decisions" is a pro-choice slogan...
I don't think Phil has to worry about contraception or abortion anytime soon.
I can recognize a bike helmet, but yeah. This is way more incomprehensible than Phil's usual garbage. Why are the flags melting? Maybe it's a tribute to me
Has he got that vast expanse he calls a gut tattooed yet? I think that would a prime spot for a death to Kiwis tattoo.
So thats what ?
Scented candles, a dildo, a dead claptrap unit, a bike helmet pie, baby booties and gardening gloves.
Of all phils tattoos this is by far the most shit.
I know its unlikely but even phil should understand he may have well just blown $500 on cheese......or a warm dry place to sleep.
Scented candles, a dildo, a dead claptrap unit, a bike helmet pie, baby booties and gardening gloves.
Of all phils tattoos this is by far the most shit.
I know its unlikely but even phil should understand he may have well just blown $500 on cheese......or a warm dry place to sleep.
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Besides, "My body, my life, my voice, my decisions" is a pro-choice slogan...
I don't think Phil has to worry about contraception or abortion anytime soon.
Has phil gone full blown Loretta/stan from the life of brian.
Oh, I guess it could be genderqueer. I was reading the bottom layer as black, but I suppose it could be green.
I see on the drawing that the yellow hat has straps, so I guess it is a bike helmet.
I feel like this whole tattoo expresses Hooves perfectly: hideous, slovenly, pretending to be lots of things that Hooves is not.
These are possibly the worst tattoos I have ever seen not come out of someone's kitchen. These were done in an actual shop, by an actual tattoo artist. I wonder if he just fucks up Phil on purpose. He can't do all of his clients like this; not everyone is a potato, SURELY someone would complain.
I just want to know more about the artist, really, and his feelings. I want to know how he feels when he sees Phil's designs and realizes that he has to put that on someone, and that his name will be associated with those awful tattoos forever.
I just want to know more about the artist, really, and his feelings. I want to know how he feels when he sees Phil's designs and realizes that he has to put that on someone, and that his name will be associated with those awful tattoos forever.
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