Tattoos 11-08-15 Phil is going to force his tattoo artist to shave his thick matted black back hair -

[CatParty]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Or, he could keep the back hair and make it blend into the tattoo like the colour of grass in the calm after a massive thermonuclear war that just took place on ADF's weirdly-shaped buttocks

 

[moorhen]

Sonju is a brave, brave man. I hope he charges Phil for the shaving.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I feel bad for the people in the canoe who are rowing toward his butt.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I feel bad for the people in the canoe who are rowing toward his butt.

"Do not go gently into that good toxic night"

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Together in shape against the patriarchy

Phil will only be in shape when the average person is morbidly obese

aka in one or two decades

 

[Twrx]

When is he planning on getting the stereotypical cholo stomach tattoo?

 

[Optimus Prime]

And here I was naively thinking Phil hadn't gotten any work done on his back yet only because he already HAD gotten work ages ago and left the hair grow over it.

 

[A Skeleton]

it's just a ploy to get people to keep shaving his back

 

[Azazel]

"Lower back"

So, a tramp stamp? Phil is going to get a tramp stamp now?

I guess this was inevitable as real estate for fresh tats gets more scarce.

 

[cans.wav]

it's just a ploy to get people to keep shaving his back

With less ginger root this time.

 

[VLAD]

Pray for Sonju.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

What is the purpose of all this shit he is tattooing on himself?

 

[cans.wav]

What is the purpose of all this shit he is tattooing on himself?

To make him feel better about himself, he really just needs to paste shitty art on himself to get some sort of good feeling from life.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

This is the shape of the future. As Phil runs out of obvious areas to cover with poorly-drawn junk, he's going to force his poor tattoo artist to delve ever deeper into areas the human mind was never meant to conceive of. Matted, filthy back hair is just the beginning. We're staring into the abyss here, guys, and it looks worryingly like Phil's sweaty butt crack.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the shape of the future. As Phil runs out of obvious areas to cover with poorly-drawn junk, he's going to force his poor tattoo artist to delve ever deeper into areas the human mind was never meant to conceive of. Matted, filthy back hair is just the beginning. We're staring into the abyss here, guys, and it looks worryingly like Phil's sweaty butt crack.

Will Soniju ever rebel with a cinematic cry of NOOOOOOOOOOO?

 

[A Skeleton]

he's gonna get a ginger root tattooed on his ass eventually. calling it right now

 

[tweaker the cat]

it looks worryingly like Phil's sweaty butt crack.

Ugh. I should have known better than to read this thread while eating.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

What is the purpose of all this shit he is tattooing on himself?

My prevailing dual-pronged theory:

1. It serves as stimming by way of the actual physical part of drawing the drawings and having the tattoos needled into his ham.

2. The tattooing is a way to make his odd inner fantasy world something of a reality and a manner of attempting to legitimize himself as a Latina lesbian cyclist and outdoorswoman.

EDIT: grammar/word selection

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Has Phil officially become obsessed with kayaks as opposed to bikes. I don't know whether this is a good thing or not. The good thing is that he may drown while posing with a kayak but the bad thing is that the body of water will become uninhabitable to life