[11/08/16] Kiwi Mormons Attempted Home Invasion; Seen off by Slingblade -

[Positron]

 

[PT 404]

Those LDS kiwis bro... also, broken image.

 

[Postal Dude]

What a champion, Phil, thanks for namedropping your girlboyfriend in front of these thousands of bloodthirsty Kiwis who are hunting you down.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Is it home invasion if they don't cross the threshold? Or attempted if there's no intention of crossing it?

 

[Pikimon]

Oh no Mormons!? The most fiendish of pranks!

 

[neverendingmidi]

Hahaha. Oh .

Is Phil's crumbling psyche starting to fail completely?

 

[Dain Bramage]

Never send a Mormon Kiwi to do a Jehovah's Witness Kiwi's job.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

He's devolving into an even newer and crazier form.

 

[Kablamo]

semper fi to all our mormon kiwis

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Poor Mormons. Getting so close to that den of sin must've stained their immaculate white shirts.

Wonder if Jehova's witnesses would cause the same or a stronger reaction? let's mass mail Phil Watchtower and Awake copies

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I... think Mormonism might improve his current prospects. Don't they like have really strong work ethics or something?

 

[Lurkette]

are you fucking kidding me

 

[repentance]

Poor Mormons. Getting so close to that den of sin must've stained their immaculate white shirts.

Wonder if Jehova's witnesses would cause the same or a stronger reaction? let's mass mail Phil Watchtower and Awake copies

Should have just brought out the big guns and sent in the SDAs.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

I think a conversion to Mormonism would do him good, at least he would get special clean magical Mormon underwear so he would have more than 1 pair.

 

[Smutley]

@The Dude, what did you do?

 

[RI 360]

Oh man, if only Phil had a gun.

 

[VortekPMD]

What a potato.

We send Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Jan_Hus]

We send Scientologists to your house, Mormons are far too nice.

 

[Zvantastika]

Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior

Your home will not be invaded, just your heart.

 

[Darndirty]

Home invasion by proxy? lol. poor guys, they were just trying to save your miserable soul.