Orbiter [11/09/16] Phil enters a suicide pact because Trump was elected -

[Hellfire]

He has also updated his Facebook Intro:

Related:

Update care of @Smutley: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-09...e-trump-was-elected.25663/page-5#post-1868310

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

He's going to chicken out, what a cuck.

 

[millais]

Good luck getting a dull blade through all that walrus blubber!

 

[Randall Fragg]

Already, President Trump is undertaking serious welfare reform.

 

[Purple Man]

They should film it and title the footage as "How to Carve a Potato 101".

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It might be hard for him to back out if another person is involved. Is this the end of our beloved potato? :'o

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

I'll miss Phil he's been a fun cow I think the thing I'll miss the most is... Who am I kidding we all know they're not going to do it.

 

[Ruin]

Do a flip you massive fucking faggot.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I hope he does a 360 no-scope set to Crawling in My Skin.

 

[Postal Dude]

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Finally!

 

[HG 400]

looks like Trump's already makign America great and he doesn't even know it

 

[Strelok]

Reset the clock.

 

[Postal Dude]

It would be fucking incredible if she killed herself and Phil just shat himself and did nothing.

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

He's going to pretend to be someone else and make a Facebook post about his suicide.

And then he'll forget he did it and go back to bouncing and squeaking as usual

 

[Adamska]

The fact that no one bought Phil's suicide lies tells a lot about how well the very few people that keep him on their list knows him.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Why is it so easy to imagine these two blubberous morons ineptly trying to hack at each-other's throats with butter knives on a count of three?

 

[Strelok]

Why is it so easy to imagine these two blubberous morons ineptly trying to hack at each-other's throats with butter knives on a count of three?

Bro butter knives are no joke. I once got a cut on my finger from one and it was basically like getting murdered. I'm lucky to still be here.

 

[repentance]

These morons do know that Trump doesn't become President until January, don't they?

Why not party hard for the next 2 months and make their exit at the 11th hour?

 

[Guy Smiley]

So breaks a starchy heart. Good night, sweet spud, and may flights of french fries sing thee to thy rest.

 

[Positron]

Oh snap, I was going to send Slingblade and Phil a thousand bucks each on Patreon because I'm just so damn happy. Guess it's useless to them now.