11/1/17 - MAKEUP SHOPPING WITH GIRLFRIEND!!!! -

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[vodka]

You beat me to it, posting this lol. I wonder who made AL's new intro, as middle school tier as ever. She'd probably be better off without one tbh.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Becky ALWAYS looks so pissed off. Of course if I was dating Amberlynn, I guess I would be too.

 

[amybogle]

She did a Snapchat rant about how people didn’t believe it was her real blood pressure. Then she tells us that the strap is actually too big for her. Wouldn’t that affect the reading?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Unironically liking Encino Man, I need to sit down to consider the implications of this.

 

[theriddler3]

I'm surprised she didn't edit out the part where you can tell she's waddling down the aisle by the way the camera sways. Usually it's jumpcuts from talking to talking. Also, it sounds like she makes herself dizzy while talking- all those gasps for air. I feel bad for her internal organs

And lol @Eric just quietly minding his own business behind AL as she talks about her drug store cosmetics. Becky and Eric look beyond irritated with her.

Has she already abandoned that *~super cute~* pale purse from TJ Max she showed off a week or two ago?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Has no one ever expained the difference between a want and a need to AL?

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Has no one ever expained the difference between a want and a need to AL?

She'll just take it as an insult and her toys of pleasure will intervene.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

I find that blood pressure reading to be highly dubious. It seems more likely she is either lying or the machine is inaccurate, which is common with wrist blood pressure machines anyway. At any rate her diastolic blood pressure is high, and this reading (if legit) puts her in high normal range. Add a few more points and she's in prehypertension territory. Relying on home tests to diagnose yourself as healthy or unhealthy is dumb and unreliable, especially at her size.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Honey learn to put in drop shadow or outer lighting for your texts for fucks sake

 

[thejackal]

I find that blood pressure reading to be highly dubious. It seems more likely she is either lying or the machine is inaccurate, which is common with wrist blood pressure machines anyway. At any rate her diastolic blood pressure is high, and this reading (if legit) puts her in high normal range. Add a few more points and she's in prehypertension territory. Relying on home tests to diagnose yourself as healthy or unhealthy is dumb and unreliable, especially at her size.

only the mordibly obese obsess about fucking BP in their mid 20s. what a time to be alive.

 

[plentyofsnakes]

Relying on home tests to diagnose yourself as healthy or unhealthy is dumb and unreliable, especially at her size.

This is the same girl who used one of her friend's extra diabetes test strips to check herself and thought that was fine and accurate. Logic, or the reasoning for doctors and proper tests, is totally lost on her.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Amber is either faking her blood pressure or the machine is fucked aka needs to be calibrated. Amber is so healthy you guys, she doesn't have the beetus or high BP!!!!!1 She has proved us wrong.

 

[NemmaSis]

However, 3 years ago she was in stage 1 hypertension, when she was 150 lbs lighter....
I think the wrist machine is pretty worthless.

 

[stronkwonk]

I just want to know about someone whose shopping addiction is so bad, whose void is insatiable, that in the year of our lord 2017, they still buy DVDs. You can find those films anywhere on the internet, even legally. She has Netflix and Hulu, there's Amazon and Youtube, HBO, her beloved Redbox, even Walmart has Vudu. Good lord. Why even bother dropping $16 on that? That could have gone toward cheesy fries.

 

[Assgardian]

i wanted to share this one with you guys because it reminds me of my display pic

 

[HickoryDickory]

i wanted to share this one with you guys because it reminds me of my display pic

She's pushing 45 every day. I wouldn't have guessed she was in her 20's just going by this pic.

 

[Octomet]

i wanted to share this one with you guys because it reminds me of my display pic

Oh yeah, that jutting jawline from her father is coming in nicely.

 

[C3PBRO]

No neck Beck combs the comments for remarks about her appearance.

 

[jurassic bark]

Oh yeah, that jutting jawline from her father is coming in nicely.

The Fatsburg chin