11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

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Yeah I thought that was a bit extreme. but I'd like to figure out his other charges as well.
He is currently charged only with simple incest, a misdemeanor. A felony would require a grand jury (a rubber stamp), but then the case would be transferred to a Circuit Court, where the records would be public. I suspect that's actually part of why the prosecution hasn't entered any of the charges they said they might in their press release.
 

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I suspect that's actually part of why the prosecution hasn't entered any of the charges they said they might in their press release.
are they are waiting til the end of chris's continuances.
no doubt his attorney is preparing for the inevitable charges
i imagine any evidence they need has been long gathered by now.
 

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are they are waiting til the end of chris's continuances.
no doubt his attorney is preparing for the inevitable charges
i imagine any evidence they need has been long gathered by now.

Dude you are always writing the most worst-case fanfic in every post. The justice system does not work like that. While there may be more charges and harsher penalties, they don't operate on sadism -- they operate on whatever produces the best results for the least amount of effort.

e.g. with Civil Forfeiture they steal your money but don't charge you with a crime, because that's easier and fattens the department's budget.

With sending joggers to jail for stupid shit they take advantage of the fact that the crimes are dumb, simple, and obvious and the PD's office is overworked.

Their goal here is not to fuck Chris for fun. Their goal here is to find the best way to make the problem go away without draining the resources of the small Commonwealth Attorney's office. We don't know what evidence they have from Barb's welfare check, but it's clearly not enough to rapidly put Chris away. They really don't want to deal with weird-ass shit that they are not used to prosecuting. They just want Chris to be contained and removed -- if that means going easy on him in some ways they will do it.

This doesn't mean Chris goes free to his lego life with Barb again, but it doesn't mean the lifetime of prison rape fanfic you keep posting about either. Jesus Christ.
 
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This doesn't mean Chris goes free to his lego life with Barb again, but it doesn't mean the lifetime of prison rape fanfic you keep posting about either. Jesus Christ.
there are other factors to consider that some other kiwi users hypothesized
some people think they are holding back until heat dies down on chris.
dude was featured on tucker carlson
also if he was charged with A felony, that means the court he goes to is open season.
they probably dont want Ethan Ralph walking in there with a rugby shirt acting like a retard, not to mention other retarded Chris followers
so maybe because the judge or prosecutor don't want his court to be a public spectacle they'll keep the charges as a misdemeanor
its real lucky for the court that chris didnt commit some other heinous shit like killing somebody on top of raping his mom, the courts hands would be tied on that one.
 

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there are other factors to consider that some other kiwi users hypothesized
some people think they are holding back until heat dies down on chris.
dude was featured on tucker carlson
also if he was charged with A felony, that means the court he goes to is open season.
they probably dont want Ethan Ralph walking in there with a rugby shirt acting like a retard, not to mention other retarded Chris followers
so maybe because the judge or prosecutor don't want his court to be a public spectacle they'll keep the charges as a misdemeanor
its real lucky for the court that chris didnt commit some other heinous shit like killing somebody on top of raping his mom, the courts hands would be tied on that one.

Yeah this, pretty much.

The Tucker Carlson appearance was mild and pretty much forgotten by the mainstream media, but it is a warning of what could happen.

They definitely don't want the Gunt to come in, though if he came in and was an ass he would only be there once and they would remove him immediately and prosecute him if he tried to come back.

Most likely the prosecutor is building potential package deals and horse trading with the defense. It only goes to trial if they reach an impasse, and neither side really wants that. Keep in mind that even on a misdemeanor charge, the defense can still agree to some elaborate release restrictions. They could even agree to a felony charge with only time served (after a year) but harsher release restrictions. Again, the goal is to make the problem go away, and they may have to get creative.

If the prosecution goes nuclear, we get a trial full of weens trying to get in, the defense can call the media for the troon defense, and we hear about Chris on more than Tucker Carlson. Consolvo gets a show trial that he's forced to fight for, and could potentially turn into a good thing, but he probably doesn't want. This is the Chris-gets-fucked scenario but Greene County loses too.

The thing is, if Barb is not cooperating, they could potentially *lose* a rape case. The same reforms from the 70's and 80's that keep tards like Chris out of the looney bin also keep batty old women like Barb from being declared incompetent (and even more horrifically, let them keep drivers licenses). The most they could hope to easily win is felony incest. That puts Chris away for at most 5-7 years if the judge is being nasty (as they have to save the 10 year sentence for repeat offenders or BSDM people and such). They do not want to be in that situation.
 

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The premise of the call is that Chris doesn't know what bargaining is.
When no one is willing to recieve the calls, he has no choice but to do some hustle or join a gang.
Given Chris' history of 'bargaining', I'm not so surprised. The combination of Borb's mainstreaming along with Chris' autism, just pushed most of the common sense and basic social skills out of his mind.
 

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Given Chris' history of 'bargaining', I'm not so surprised. The combination of Borb's mainstreaming along with Chris' autism, just pushed most of the common sense and basic social skills out of his mind.
It's easy to give non-materialistic things like blessing, guaranteed afterlife and unwanted advice. A simple artwork takes too much effort for him.

He can make comics on the soda label instead of that "blessing" on the water.
 

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It's easy to give non-materialistic things like blessing, guaranteed afterlife and unwanted advice. A simple artwork takes too much effort for him.

He can make comics on the soda label instead of that "blessing" on the water.
Chris got lazier while in jail. Instead of drawing comics, he writes in autistic longform and whatever 'art' he produces, it's on small paper (soda labels; the smaller the the space, the less he has to draw).

I like how Chris wants strangers to check up on Barb, but not the police, since Chris has a bad history with them. Also, what would Chris want with money while in jail? He can only spend so much money on his commissary account and he can't exactly spend on anything high end, and he's allowed (I assume) very few things in his cell. Does he want to hoard his cell? The only other thing he's e-begging for is money for the house $200,000. Good fucking luck with that. And now he wants people to protest for him like he's some autistic Gandhi. I hope Chris loses the house by the time he's released.
 

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Chris got lazier while in jail. Instead of drawing comics, he writes in autistic longform and whatever 'art' he produces, it's on small paper (soda labels; the smaller the the space, the less he has to draw).

I like how Chris wants strangers to check up on Barb, but not the police, since Chris has a bad history with them. Also, what would Chris want with money while in jail? He can only spend so much money on his commissary account and he can't exactly spend on anything high end, and he's allowed (I assume) very few things in his cell. Does he want to hoard his cell? The only other thing he's e-begging for is money for the house $200,000. Good fucking luck with that. And now he wants people to protest for him like he's some autistic Gandhi. I hope Chris loses the house by the time he's released.

July 2021 was the last time Chris will ever live in 14BC. He might be allowed to collect any remaining things with a police escort.
 

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Given how popular ACAB is now, I don't think Chris is that unusual.
Even before he was discovered by the internet, Chris ran afoul by the law (well security sometimes) and every time he fucked up, they were there to try and quell his autistic antics. Chris even kicked a cop car's wheels because all those past incidences. I don't think ACAB works for Chris just because he identifies as LGBT.
 

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they probably dont want Ethan Ralph walking in there with a rugby shirt acting like a retard, not to mention other retarded Chris followers
With the new covid flavor of the month are they even letting people who aren't absolutely necessary to the proceedings in? They might have press passes but I doubt Ralph could get one being a felon.
 

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Even before he was discovered by the internet, Chris ran afoul by the law (well security sometimes) and every time he fucked up, they were there to try and quell his autistic antics. Chris even kicked a cop car's wheels because all those past incidences. I don't think ACAB works for Chris just because he identifies as LGBT.

What I mean is that he now has a social justification for it. He can feed off of it the same way he feeds off of LGBT victim identity culture.