[11/10/16] Phil's (Non-Existent) Pussy Grabs Back - The Dumbest Political Slogan of the Millennium

[Positron]

Video:

Video:


(There are also part 3 and part 4, may be even more coming, but these videos are fucking long and boring, and I don't think there is point to archive them.)

 

[neverendingmidi]

If "pussy grabs back" is part of the description of that blurry picture, I'm good. Nooooo videos needed here.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Taking all bets on who he stole the photos from.

 

[Kablamo]

Meanwhile, Phil's roomate/boyfriend is at home, watching the live stream from tater's couch. and more than likely too shitfaced to walk.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Actually, a slogan that encapsulates the horror of vagina dentata is kind of perfect for Hillary's campaign... #dangerpussy

 

[Positron]

He can't quit his ex-lover Thomas:

 

[Hellfire]

Meanwhile, Phil's roomate/boyfriend is at home, watching the live stream from tater's couch. and more than likely too shitfaced to walk.

He is, too.

 

[Splendid]

Wow, color me impressed. He actually fucking went outside and protested.
Good job Phil, at least you're doing something more than slacktivism.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

Wow, color me impressed. He actually fucking went outside and protested.
Good job Phil, at least you're doing something more than slacktivism.

Thought simply showing up and not having to organize them, something he can not do.

 

[Twrx]

Video:

Video:


(There are also part 3 and part 4, may be even more coming, but these videos are fucking long and boring, and I don't think there is point to archive them.)

I didn't see the point in adding them to my YouTube archive. Too long and just boring as fuck.

 

[m0rnutz]

Ask Phil what he's protesting, and I bet he has no fucking clue.

 

[Darndirty]

Forgive my a log yall, but I fucking hate phil. pissing on someone's car. that's not a rich person phil, if they were rich there car wouldn't be parked on the street. how would you feel if I came and pissed on your...oh wait you don't have anything. nobody on this site makes me rage quite like Phil. if he can ever afford a car I'm gonna come to Portland to take a shit on it.

 

[Ophelia]

Forgive my a log yall, but I fucking hate phil. pissing on someone's car. that's not a rich person phil, if they were rich there car wouldn't be parked on the street. how would you feel if I came and pissed on your...oh wait you don't have anything. nobody on this site makes me rage quite like Phil. if he can ever afford a car I'm gonna come to Portland to take a shit on it.

And how DARE he assume the person is white (and cis and hetero)? For all Phil knows, the car belongs to one of the organizers. Shitlord.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

How long until he gets punched again? Forget the storage shed, Phil better start saving up for a trip to the east coast to shit on Hillary's doorstep and leave a note telling her to clean up her movements cissexism and transphobia.

 

[Positron]

Crossposting from the Trump saltmine thread -- the protesters at Portland were categorically told not to shoot videos, or post footage on social media.

And yet he posted over an hour of riot footage: this worthless piece of shit is back to his old trick.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Wow, color me impressed. He actually fucking went outside and protested.
Good job Phil, at least you're doing something more than slacktivism.

He said he voted, too. He literally did more than Wu, Dobson, all of the Rat Kings

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm not really surprised. He went to all of those occupy protests too.
I think he's even more likely to get beat up at one of these protests though. These are less crusty hippy and more angry black guy.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So these are looking like the peaceful protests before the riot happened.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Fool, pussies cannot grab back because
1. They don't have fingers
2. You don't have one

 

[MG 620]

#FuckThePotato