[11/10/16] Poor schmuck throws away $200 for potato relief fund -

[Postal Dude]

What a bitch.

 

[Army Burger]

Sped donates to spud. What a shame.

 

[Kablamo]

$200 = two novelty troon tshirts (with shipping), a mall ninja knife, a painted baseball bat, with enough left over for an extra large deluxe pizza.

Unfortunately, there is no money left for toilet paper or rent.

 

[Smutley]

Here's the idiot that not only gave Phil $200, but apparently let him crash on their couch for most of the summer
https://www.facebook.com/sidra.morganmontoya?ref=br_rs

As weird and chinless as Nekoarc.

 

[Spudnik]

Because why the fuck should you ever have to work to make money? Just sit on your ass and cry until somebody feels enough guilt to give you pitybux.

Here's the idiot that not only gave Phil $200, but apparently let him crash on their couch for most of the summer

But I thought he was homeless, sleeping under bridges, on dirty park benches...you don't mean Phil lied, do you?

 

[Ophelia]

More feels than sense, having lost the last of their brain cells in their hysteria over the election. A fool and his money are easily parted.

 

[Splendid]

How does your mouth work when your skull is shaped like that?

 

[An Ghost]

Phil KNOWS we are gonna track this person down right? Does he want that? This also being the first donation he mentions gives insight the other big ones are fake/from himself

 

[Ruin]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[Twrx]

Phil KNOWS we are gonna track this person down right? Does he want that? This also being the first donation he mentions gives insight the other big ones are fake/from himself

The last big donation of 150 was from another troon.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Think of all they money you could make if you decided to be a useless loser instead of a productive adult?

Phil has shown us the light.

 

[Ruin]

Where's the suicide Phil?

 

[Ravenor]

How does your mouth work when your skull is shaped like that?

Ever seen a snake unhinge it's jaw?

 

[RI 360]

Fingers crossed he buys that gun.

 

[Kablamo]

I also realized that this exceptional individual also pays $45,000+ in tuition costs for a liberal arts degree. They aren't exactly wise with their money to begin with.

 

[Hellfire]

Since Phil fucked up when trying to destroy a potato, would he even have the strength to properly use any of these things in a CQC situation?

 

[Positron]

I also realized that this exceptional individual also pays $45,000+ in tuition costs for a liberal arts degree. They aren't exactly wise with their parents' money to begin with.

FTFY

 

[Twrx]

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What the fuck does he need a sledgehammer, axe and crowbar for?

 

[Army Burger]

What the fuck does he need a sledgehammer, axe and crowbar for?

Maximum :autism:

That, or shitting himself while doing nothing with his new weapons

 

[Positron]

What the fuck does he need a sledgehammer, axe and crowbar for?

There is an itch that a ginger root can't quite scratch.