Surgery 11/12/2015 - Phil Still Lying About His Weight, Still Delusional On Surgery -
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No need to accuse him of lying. In autistralatinaztlan they use the metric system so that would be the equivalent of 426.15355 lbs
I hope prison rape & murder get Phil'd
I prison hope rape gets raped in rape and rape'd
I guess Phil doesn't realize that a lot of people here want him to get his nuts chopped off. I think it'd be great if it happened, because then he'd be a homeless, smelly, autistic, nutless potato. Also he still won't be able to ride a bike.
Hilarious. This moron actually thinks he'll achieve some kind of retarded, autistic "victory" by mutilating himself and that we'll do anything other than bust a gut laughing at what a loser he is no matter what he does.
Nothing wrong with Phil... except, ya know, the fact that he's still a smelly homeless guy covered in shitty tattoos. Even if he does get his balls chopped off (which I don't think he has the balls to, because then he couldn't get pity points or whine about people 'misgendering' him) he'd still be a fat eunuch living under a bridge like some sort of troll and not the beautiful Latina woman he pretends to be.
Also, I love how he says 'English:' as if he were speaking Spanish before. Maybe it's because he's spent so much time around that retard Kylie that he needs to spell things out in the simplest terms, maybe he really does think he's speaking Spanish. Who knows? Who cares? Either way, I'll believe Phil got his balls lopped off when it actually happens.
Of course, he won't be able to creep on women any more (which is good) and he still won't be able to ride a bicycle like every other human being on earth (which is funny) but whatever.
Also, I love how he says 'English:' as if he were speaking Spanish before. Maybe it's because he's spent so much time around that retard Kylie that he needs to spell things out in the simplest terms, maybe he really does think he's speaking Spanish. Who knows? Who cares? Either way, I'll believe Phil got his balls lopped off when it actually happens.
Of course, he won't be able to creep on women any more (which is good) and he still won't be able to ride a bicycle like every other human being on earth (which is funny) but whatever.
I like the special added touch of the trailing .3 pounds. As if that somehow makes it more credible.
The only weight Fat Phil will ever lose is in the unlikely event he gets his balls chopped off, which will remove something like .003 pounds.
The only weight Fat Phil will ever lose is in the unlikely event he gets his balls chopped off, which will remove something like .003 pounds.
What is this, like the fifth time he's been "close" to getting the surgery only to leave the doctor for another one? Yeah you're not exactly what I'd call a good liar, Phil.
But hey, on the bright side if he does get his balls chopped off, it'd make it officially impossible for him to reproduce (not that it was likely to happen anyways)
But hey, on the bright side if he does get his balls chopped off, it'd make it officially impossible for him to reproduce (not that it was likely to happen anyways)
HE IS CULTIVATING MASS
Phil will always be a fat man.
Yeah, Phil's thyroid is his biggest problem. Not his weight, homelessness or addiction to tattoos and bikes.
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