11/13 - Horrifically obese Phil gorges himself on imported German snacks -

[Peace and Harmony]

"193 lbs"
"barely enough money to get by"

Also bonus Buzzfeed cancer

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The world may be running out of chocolate. Phil may significantly hasten its' depletion with (very white influenced) self-care.

 

[ln18]

He needs to wash those hands.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Phil makes an exception from his white self loathing for the Germans because they killed all the Jews and it turns Phil on

 

[Mogambo]

Phil makes an exception from his white self loathing for the Germans because they killed all the Jews and it turns Phil on

Heh, that or he thinks that its in Spanish because its some foreign language he doesn't understand. But seriously, you could be onto something. This might be the beginning of his white supremacist/neo-Nazi phase. Honestly, despite constantly professing his hatred for whitey, I would figure that Phil would have a massive hard-on for Europe given that European government and culture are generally socially liberal, and are perceived as much more progressive about gay and trans rights. Of course that only goes for Western Europe, not so much Russia, Serbia, Georgia or even Poland and Hungary.

Actually, didn't Phil express an interest in Nazi uniforms before? I wouldn't be at all surprised if Phil, in his stereotypical racism, equates all Germans with Nazis.

 

[Owlflaps]

"193.3 pounds" he says.

 

[*Asterisk*]

The world may be running out of chocolate. Phil may significantly hasten it's depletion with his (very white influenced) self-care.

This is probably for the best. The only reason chocolate prices have been this low for this long is because of slave labor.

Someone should tell Phil. His SJW ass is basically supporting modern-day colonialism.

 

[Mogambo]

This is probably for the best. The only reason chocolate prices have been this low for this long is because of slave labor.

Someone should tell Phil. His SJW ass is basically supporting modern-day colonialism.

Well to be fair chocolate is a luxury product much like tobacco or coffee. Ironically tobacco use has actually been going down in the US. Its mostly government subsidies and overseas usage that keeps it propped up. If Phil wanted to be a REAL minority he should take up smoking too.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Well to be fair chocolate is a luxury product much like tobacco or coffee. Ironically tobacco use has actually been going down in the US. Its mostly government subsidies and overseas usage that keeps it propped up. If Phil wanted to be a REAL minority he should take up smoking too.

Not to mention that, while I imagine it's brutal work, the conditions at US tobacco farms are significantly better than the West African slave labor camps where chocolate is harvested.

 

[vittek]

Deutschfoodz? Man his posts are getting so edgy, I frequently get papercuts just reading them.

 

[Pillow]

Phil discovered niggerkisses, I see.

 

[Pina Colada]

Ooh, someone's addicted to clickbait just as much as sweets...

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Ironically this is the most latino thing he's ever done. Don't know about other areas but Mexico has this weird hard-on for German stuff, it's weird 'cause it's never out and out stated, people just, end up loving German things. (Heckler & Koch weapons being no exception)

can I rate myself off-topic? shit

 

[The Joker]

Who wants to start a poll to guess which limb Phil will lose first to diabetes?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Who wants to start a poll to guess which limb Phil will lose first to diabetes?

Done.

 

[Thetan]

I'm surprised that Phil didn't go on to rant about how evil white Europeans stole chocolate from the indigenous people of Mesoamerica.

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

So Phil craves Teutonic cock.

Tbh, I'm surprised he hasn't entered a 'Nazi Chic' phase. Yet.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

No matter which limb Phil loses first, he'll still lose all of them before his balls.

 

[Hyperion]

A true Communist. Helping himself to such luxuries as foreign chocolates while the Revolution is ongoing. Comrade Mao would have likely buried him alive for this offense.

That was Mao's favorite punishment for people who failed him. Or really anyone who pissed him off. He was a swell guy.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm surprised that Phil didn't go on to rant about how evil white Europeans stole chocolate from the indigenous people of Mesoamerica.

Because Phil is mad retarded and probably doesn't know Mesoamerican history other than, "The white cis menz killed all the proud trans latinxes because they're transphobic."