FIGGIN 11/14/15: Ginger-root Fetishist Phil meets ex-lover Thomas while stealing at Whole Foods -

[Positron]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

>attempted pooping

Sounds like someone had a little too much cheese, Phil.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Asspatters sure are being silent lately.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Then explain why you had a cart full of ginger root and cheese, Phil.

 

[cans.wav]

Was just about to post this, so you saw a person on the bus and it triggered you? Oh well!

 

[Hyperion]

If Jordan was lying about all that stuff then why is Phil so angry about it and still bringing it up months later?

 

[wet_butt]

I don't like that he can somehow make a trip to Whole Foods relate back to two seperate incidents involving his ass.

 

[Ruin]

Phil shopping at Whole Foods will never cease to amuse me. there are very few places whiter than Whole Foods.

 

[AnOminous]

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I notice Phil is at Whole Foods again, supporting the Republican Party like the good little right winger he is.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Phil Is capitalizing Random words A la Chris Now?

 

[tweaker the cat]

I love that he's still denying he had ginger root that day, but not denying he's ever shoved it up his ass.

 

[Bertram]

The fact that Phil is denying both incidents is confirmation that both not only happened, but happened to Jordman's exact specifications.

 

[WireSponge]

How dare Phil deny what he should consider his proudest moment. Someone like him would be expected to feel pride for his protest shitting.

 

[Bertram]

How dare Phil deny what he should consider his proudest moment. Someone like him would be expected to feel pride for his protest shitting.

It's the figging he should be really proud of.

 

[Xarpho]

Here's what TVTropes would call "Suspiciously Specific Denial".

 

[kobebyarlant]

I hope Jordan rapes and murders Phil in prison.

 

[melty]

I like that he capitalizes Attempted Pooping

 

[Skeletor]

What's the deal with the Lebanon flag avatar? Phil knows Lebanon != Palestine, right?

 

[Thetan]

If Jordan was lying about all that stuff then why is Phil so angry about it and still bringing it up months later?

This is just another example of Phil's stupidity. If he was smart, he'd stop bringing this up and (most) people would forget about it.

The fact that he's still so salty about it all this time later makes me inclined to believe that these incidents did happen.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What's the deal with the Lebanon flag avatar? Phil knows Lebanon != Palestine, right?

In Phil's mind there is a single continent called the Latin East which contains exactly one country that is alternatively called Palestine, Lebanon, Arabia, Mexico, Puerto Rico, or Brazil