11/14/2015 - Horrible Monster Phil Says French Lives Matter Less than US Lives -

[Smutley]

Let's all ignore that this is factually nonsensical and is even more wrong than the copypasta currently going around Tumblr.

 

[女鬼]

J'espère qu'il se fera violer et tuer en prison.

 

[Wafflehaus]

I wonder if he'll lose any asspatters.

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

Fuck you, Phil. #JeSuisParis, #ViveLaFrance.

 

[Stress Sigh]

But by Phil's racist logic shouldn't white people care the most about France because they're white?

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

But by Phil's racist logic shouldn't white people Phil care the most about France because they're he's white?

Fixed it for you.

 

[Le Bateleur]

But it isn't. As much as Isabel can be dumb, she has a point here. We have more serious problems at home.

Well yeah. The Paris attackers are 70x more efficient at killing people that the American police. That's got to be embarrassing for the boys in blue. Maybe they'll start overcompensating.

 

[millais]

As a Potato-American, Phil does have good reason to resent the French. If it wasn't for the French, Americans wouldn't be genociding 1,095,000,000 potatoes each year to sate their hunger for French fries.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Well yeah. The Paris attackers are 70x more efficient at killing people that the American police. That's got to be embarrassing for the boys in blue. Maybe they'll start overcompensating.

This. To anyone looking to conflate this with police violence let me remind you most officers don't want to kill you these terrorists actually do that is their goal so stop with this dumb apples and oranges shit.

 

[AnOminous]

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Let's all ignore that this is factually nonsensical and is even more wrong than the copypasta currently going around Tumblr.

How many of those people were shooting at the cops first?

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

At least he changed his profile pic to the Lebanese flag. Now everyone on Facebook can know what an activist he is!

No, but seriously, fuck Phil. Damn potato's got no class at all.

 

[Florence]

At least he changed his profile pic to the Lebanese flag. Now everyone on Facebook can know what an activist he is!

No, but seriously, fuck Phil. Damn potato's got no class at all.

Hezbollatina when?

 

[Gagamaru]

hey phil, stop eating fromage

 

[Ron_Swanson]

THIS IS WHAT PHIL ACTUALLY BELIEVES

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

As a Potato-American, Phil does have good reason to resent the French. If it wasn't for the French, Americans wouldn't be genociding 1,095,000,000 potatoes each year to sate their hunger for French fries.

Je suis pomme du terre?

 

[Lemon Vagina]

What an edgelord. So socially aware to compare deaths in numbers rather than having compassion for the fact people died.

 

[wet_butt]

Fuck compassion for human life, we've got agendas to push!

 

[Mogambo]

Haha, when and why did Phil change his profile pic to the Lebanese flag? Is he going transarab now? And why Lebanon, out of all the Arab countries? Maghrebis have waaay cooler accents.

Also, apparently one of Phil's impersonators has the Hezbollah flag on their page so...

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Haha, when and why did Phil change his profile pic to the Lebanese flag? Is he going transarab now? And why Lebanon, out of all the Arab countries? Maghrebis have waaay cooler accents.

Also, apparently one of Phil's impersonators has the Hezbollah flag on their page so...

Probably he uses it because he can't decide between supporting ISIS since they kill Jews and supporting NATO since they are white

 

[Owlflaps]

I hope Phil is raped and murdered by ISIS.