11/15/15 Chris provides proof he is CwcvilleGuardian+Black Friday -

[EnixSquared]

Just in case you didn't believe it was True and Honest.


EDIT/UPDATE:
Now with Black Friday deals!

 

[APerson]

Just in case you didn't believe it was True and Honest.

Since when has it been contested?

 

[BT 075]

I am sure the ruthless competition on the online amiibo market forced him to make this statement.

 

[EnixSquared]

Since when has it been contested?

Never. No idea what could have sparked that idea in his head. I suppose he always has been obsessed with proving he is the REAL CWC.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Since when has it been contested?

I heard some brown-shirted transgendered woman was claiming to be the real Christine.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Tries to come across as a lady, makes the hand gestures of a gay Italian man.

What is the difference between the two, though?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

What is the difference between the two, though?

Chris isn't Italian. He's descended from British nobility and the Native American monarchy.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

Chris almost looks like one of those psychic ladies. He/she could probably make boatloads of money doing "psychic readings". Just needs better maintenance of hair + some more phytoestrogens.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm sure with the music, he's trying to imitate those home shopping networks.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

"S-Sorry it gets a little black in the back, there!"

Chris no, use better wording.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Anyone notice how recently, he's willing to refer to Borb explicitly as his mom and dad? Because for the longest time, they were "Mister C" and "Barbara Anne" only.

 

[EnixSquared]

"S-Sorry it gets a little black in the back, there!"

Chris no, use better wording.

Niggo friday?

 

[Alex Krycek]

So he's trying to take advantage of the savings on Black Friday but can't offer any discounts?
That's not really how a legit business works, Chris.

As an aside.... bring a family of Transvestite Hedgehog Abominations and my parents home for Christmas by giving me tons of money!

 

[Cumuppance]

What part of the house is this? Kitchen?

 

[EnixSquared]

Anyone notice how recently, he's willing to refer to Borb explicitly as his mom and dad? Because for the longest time, they were "Mister C" and "Barbara Anne" only.

My guess is that it's due to his reverting back to more of the happy/naiive version of himself rather than the psychotic/angry/seriousbsns version.

 

[bennjhm]

Don't see why he had to make a video to verify that, also does he have a combover now?

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

Sorry but this was just plain boring. And does the music play all day in his house? It gave the "Sorry Catherine" video some nice lynchian vibe but here it's just really, really annoying. Someone should tell him to dig deeper in Mr. C's crates and put on something more funky.

 

[asperhes]

What does his t-shirt say?

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

I was thinking more of something like Rufus Thomas. That way he could learn how to handle a receding hairline and outlandish outfits and still come across like a cool guy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Don't lie to us "Christine," or whatever your name is. I've read Sonichu and you look nothing like the real Chris.

I rest my case.