FIGGIN 11/15/16 phil is too scared to take out the garbage -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
But if he took out the garbage he'd be homeless again.
TheMonkeyMan
kiwifarms.net
Can you blame him? The guy almost got killed in a drive-by!
Oh my fucking christ, this is amazing.
This is EVERYTHING that we've been saying and speculating about since the moment he moved into an actual apartment.
Now that he has a place of his own, as a permanent address and with no more anonymity to move around and 'hide' from the farms... the paranoia and delusions are only continuing to build further and further with each passing day. Mark my words, fellow kiwis, he is going to go off the deep end some time soon and the police will likely be involved through no direct cause of our own.
And I love every moment of it.
This is EVERYTHING that we've been saying and speculating about since the moment he moved into an actual apartment.
Now that he has a place of his own, as a permanent address and with no more anonymity to move around and 'hide' from the farms... the paranoia and delusions are only continuing to build further and further with each passing day. Mark my words, fellow kiwis, he is going to go off the deep end some time soon and the police will likely be involved through no direct cause of our own.
And I love every moment of it.
Hoarder Phil confirmed
How can he throw away his brethren?
As if he actually takes out the trash.
King_Scrotus
kiwifarms.net
The mormons are waiting right around the corner, he can feel it each time he looks out his door.
And then loses the apartment.
I keep seeing references to that event, but it was before my time. Is there somewhere I can read up on it?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ahuviya_Harel
It's the section marked "assassination by gamer gate"
Open carry trash disposal.
Well that's it, I've now officially seen it all!
How long until Phil hides in the dumpster, like OPL did in his stuffed animals from Clyde, when the paranoia reaches peak freak out?
Well that's it, I've now officially seen it all!
How long until Phil hides in the dumpster, like OPL did in his stuffed animals from Clyde, when the paranoia reaches peak freak out?
When Sponge Bob has more backbone than you, it's probably a good idea to rethink your life.
So how does he expect to defend himself in an actual fight if the mere THOUGHT of leaving his rat hole for a couple minutes sends him into a panic attack? Oh, right...this is just more Phil bullshitting for attention and never happened.
One way you can tell this whole scenario is pure fantasy is the detail Phil went into describing his "takin' out the trash" load out. He had to specifically name the make and model of his knife and the length of the baton and make a big production of how he was open carrying in front of God and everybody. This is classic Phil "look how badass I am" power fantasy.
Also, you don't "holster" a knife, Phil. You sheath a knife and holster a pistol. Of course, I wouldn't expect someone so unknowledgeable of weapons to understand that distinction.
Can you imagine Phil calling a sheath a "knife holster"? I can, and it's hilarious.
One way you can tell this whole scenario is pure fantasy is the detail Phil went into describing his "takin' out the trash" load out. He had to specifically name the make and model of his knife and the length of the baton and make a big production of how he was open carrying in front of God and everybody. This is classic Phil "look how badass I am" power fantasy.
Also, you don't "holster" a knife, Phil. You sheath a knife and holster a pistol. Of course, I wouldn't expect someone so unknowledgeable of weapons to understand that distinction.
Can you imagine Phil calling a sheath a "knife holster"? I can, and it's hilarious.
Yep, I can imagine how that will go:
As soon as some random person speaks to him, he pulls the knife, puts it at his own throat and threatens to kill himself.
"We've come for your gay poooorn and coooooffee, Phiiiil..."
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