[11-16-16] Phil asks for gun recommendations -

[Twrx]

We were all wrong about his choice, he wants a 38.

 

[Ruin]

None because any semi decent background check will reveal a criminal record, involuntary commitments, and severe mental illness.

 

[Erubetie]

Here.

 

[Ray Streip]

I don't get why he always has to explain himself, literally every post he makes is about who he's being oppressed by.

 

[Josuke]

I don't get why he always has to explain himself, literally every post he makes is about who he's being oppressed by.

Pity Points™

 

[Ruin]

I'll bet gamergate did this.

 

[StoicMoose]

No one on his friends list or in the circles he posts in will ever have any kind of useful answer for him.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The nutter probably couldn't handle a 22 rimfire, much less a 38.

 

[sikotik]

Why a revolver though? He'd only get 6 shots and knowing Phil he'd miss every time.

 

[Flareon]

1: Where is he getting money for a gun
2: Who the fuck would ever sell him one

 

[The Dude]

It's not a .38, but I think it's better suited to Phil and his inexperience with firearms.

 

[Ruin]

We should call him Revolver Potato if he gets one. Sling Blade can be vamp.

 

[AnOminous]

My only gun recommendation for Phil is puts one in his mouth, aims the barrel straight at his medulla oblongata and pulls the goddamn trigger.

 

[Rollo]

Why a revolver though? He'd only get 6 shots and knowing Phil he'd miss every time.

Is a revolver an important plot point in some kind of anime or something he likes? I figured most weebs go for the FN five seven or something that is usually depicted heavily in whatever anime they obsess over. Or as other people have speculated, a makarov for tanky points.

Maybe he thinks he'll be like revolver ocelot and break his gun when he tries to flip it over himself backwards.

 

[Positron]

My only gun recommendation for Phil is puts one in his mouth, aims the barrel straight at his medulla oblongata and pulls the goddamn trigger.

He'll mess even that up.

 

[MG 620]

No need to buy bullets.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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We were all wrong about his choice, he wants a 38.

Didn't Oregon go to Clinton?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is a revolver an important plot point in some kind of anime or something he likes? I figured most weebs go for the FN five seven or something that is usually depicted heavily in whatever anime they obsess over. Or as other people have speculated, a makarov for tanky points.

Maybe he thinks he'll be like revolver ocelot and break his gun when he tries to flip it over himself backwards.

Probably he links the revolver with early 20th century Latin revolutionaries. Only real reason I can think he'd gravitate towards one. Usually when he talks about weapons he gushes over Soviet shit.

 

[RP 520]

My only gun recommendation for Phil is puts one in his mouth, aims the barrel straight at his medulla oblongata and pulls the goddamn trigger.

He'd miss.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Didn't Oregon go to Clinton?

It did. But it's also super-white. There are actually surprising numbers of white supremacists up there. Not that any have ever accosted Phil that we know of, but they exist.