FIGGIN 11-16-16 phils "boob saga" begins - As if his moobs weren't enough

[CatParty]

This is "Jane"

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The one lie nobody will be able to prove false.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if he wants his own boobs to be self sufficient in producing cheese?

 

[Ol' Slag]

He already has man-tits. Why is he wasting his time?

Never change Phil, never change.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil's already got Dolly Parton beat out on cleavage.

 

[IV 445]

Phil with cheap, bolt-on tits.....horrifyingly possible.

 

[repentance]

How's Phil gonna pay for breast implants?

 

[Dr.Research]

Jane may be the one person on Earth who passes less than Phil.

 

[Bassomatic]

How's Phil gonna pay for breast implants?

With all that money he's saving not wiping, or showering.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Please GodBear, let it be true. A nice plump pair of swinging double Ds is just what a fat balding tattooed man needs to get to the main stage at the local freak show.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He needs fake male pectoral muscle implants if he's going to augment his chest with anything, something nice and massive to make his waistline appear slimmer.

 

[Darndirty]

Please don't tell me I'm gonna end up paying for Phil's fake tittys...God trump can't get here soon enough.

 

[Twrx]

You know he's going to post a picture of his moobs in a few weeks and say he got it done.

 

[LD 3187]

What if he wants his own boobs to be self sufficient in producing cheese?

Unlikely, he has a dick and afaik he isn't mass producing trans latinx cheese with it.

 

[The Dude]

Unlikely, he has a dick and afaik he isn't mass producing trans latinx cheese with it.

That's not cheese, that's smegma.

 

[Dr.Research]

You know he's going to post a picture of his moobs in a few weeks and say he got it done.

And then if Facebook yanks the moob pic for adult content as they would with women he'll RAGE and if they consider his moobs average man tits and do nothing he'll RAGE.

 

[Bluebird]

If he ever gets them how much do you think he'd charge for a boobjob? Just wondering

 

[Beaniebon]

Pretty sure someone Phil's size has some decent moobs. Why he doesn't just say he has an a/b cup already I have no idea.

 

[John Webster]

I guess all those years of HRT just isn't cutting it for Manboobiya.
Either that or his gut and quadruple chin have finally met and are obscuring his titties, thus requiring something a little extra to bring out his feminine...assets.

 

[a dinosaur]

¡TETAS GRANDES!