FIGGIN 11/17/16 TBT phil reposts his fat selfies -

[CatParty]

 

[Flareon]

"fashion sense" lmao

 

[Bassomatic]

It's not a throwback when you were always and still are fat.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not a throwback when you were always and still are fat.

It's also not a throwback when no one actually wants to see it.

 

[aerostar88]

Wow, Phil. That's one hell of a transformation. From potato covered in moss to... exactly that, but with the moss scraped off, cartoon eyebrows drawn on, and a shitty knife.

Also, that last pic tragically reminds me of that Chris video in the changing room.

 

[Ruin]

This looks like a Wikipedia article chronicling the progression of male pattern baldness.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

speds......speds never change.....

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Translation: "I just realized I haven't lied about my balls in a while, and I really need to double down on that bullshit! So I'm gonna post these pics that have nothing to do with it, so you can not notice that I'm lying my ass off."

 

[cwcproquo]

So exactly the same but fatter now with poorly drawn eyebrows.

 

[Spudnik]

It's really just amazing to me that Phil actually exist, there is a person walking around right now, with a hundred garbage tattoos and hauling bondage gear around, like, Biologically, Phil is still totally human, somehow.

And then you remember that he's gotten worse, he always gets worse.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Ecce homo qui est solanum tuberosum

(Behold the man who is a potato)

 

[MMX]

Civilisation called and its doing great phil
It still has its restraining order

 

[Lurkette]

but phillip, we already chronicled and debated and picked apart all of these photos, there's no reason for you to post them again
i mean, you surely don't think you have friends who care, right?

 

[Guy Smiley]

"During my Second California Exile"

Is it exile if you did it to yourself? I guess maybe a self-imposed exile.

 

[Ray Streip]

Uuuuuuuuugly motherfucker.

 

[Bassomatic]

"During my Second California Exile"

Is it exile if you did it to yourself? I guess maybe a self-imposed exile.

It's not exactly on his terms. He burns bridges runs away and slithers back hoping enough in the "scene" have forgotten him moved out of it or forgiven him. Why his trips last shorter each time, less people to support/endure him each time he sneaks back.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

"Waaaaahhhh I needed free housing and money but I was spending tons of money on tattoos instead of just renting something, waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Everyone was just commenting on Chris' hair and male pattern baldness, when along comes Phil to remind us all how much worse it could be.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So hold on, he's acknowledging that getting the tattoos was a bad idea? Did one of the pinworms finally get to his brain?

 

[Ruin]

So hold on, he's acknowledging that getting the tattoos was a bad idea? Did one of the pinworms finally get to his brain?

Despite popular belief Phil is indeed capable of feeling shame. After EDiots and channers mocked his rat teeth he stopped smiling and started covering his teeth in all of his selfies. Oregon has tons of rednecks so if enough of them start mocking his tard etchings he'll start to be ashamed of them.