11/19 - Phil returns to the Long Haul -

[Peace and Harmony]

Because rape victims ALWAYS go back to the exact location where they were brutally assaulted.

 

[Bassomatic]

Glad to know where Phil is.

 

[RP 520]

Transmisogynist Fuckers, Sexual Abusers, and Kiwis will be thrown out.

Given that Phil considers nearly the entire population of Earth to fall under those categories, this store won't be getting any business anytime soon.

P.S.-What about the Kiwi fruit and species of bird? Are those barred too Phil?

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Volunteering? Didn't think Phil even had an altruistic bone in his body.

 

[Arkangel]

I'm going to walk into the place wearing a red shirt. Look out, Phil.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The long haul closes six months later after losing all revenue from anarchist New Zealanders.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Volunteering? Didn't think Phil even had an altruistic bone in his body.

Volunteering = Phil sitting around, stinking up the place and colouring his road signs like a retarded child

 

[Ruin]

Volunteering = Phil sitting around, stinking up the place and colouring his road signs like a retarded child

$10 says he chimps the second they tell him to lift something.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Long-haul likely puts some sort of limit on how long someone can use the internet there per day. He's likely "volunteering" to sit on his ass and use the internet beyond his allotted amount of time.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

Poor Long Haul.

 

[Bluebird]

"Will be thrown out." By Phil? Is the Lard Golem volunteering as a bouncer?

 

[Positron]

His stench is a powerful enough repellent.

 

[Randall Fragg]

"Will be thrown out." By Phil? Is the Lard Golem volunteering as a bouncer?

Spoiler: What I found when I searched for "Lard Golem"

Someone photoshop tattoos and bondage gear onto it to complete this stunning image of Phil.

 

[bearycool]

I wish the long haul was a euphemism for Phil's death.

Sadly, it's just fake rape...

 

[CatParty]

Maybe Phil needs someone to call and check up on him to see if he's being raped?
http://thelonghaul.org/contact-us

 

[Positron]

If someone told The Long Haul that one of their volunteers has been raped not once but twice on their premises, I'm sure they'll do something.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

If someone told The Long Haul that one of their volunteers has been raped not once but twice on their premises, I'm sure they'll do something.

Something = shit themselves and do nothing.

 

[XH 502]

If someone told The Long Haul that one of their volunteers has been raped not once but twice on their premises, I'm sure they'll do something.

Such as contact the proper authorities, which is why Phil won't say shit to them because filing a false police report is a criminal offense.

 

[SpessCaptain]

How would he know if someone is a Transmysogonist, Sexual Abuser and Kiwi?
He's at least two of these, so maybe he just knows?

If anything - is he going to ask everyone about this?

 

[4Macie]

So Phil is gonna go volunteer mere DAYS after being sexually assaulted for a whole 5 minutes (or less)?

Wow, that takes some serious balls.