11/2/16 Phil steals a microwave from a Goodwill -

[Twrx]

I'm sure our cis agents can figure out what Goodwill he stole it from

 

[Tranhuviya]

>Stealing from Goodwill

Die Phil.

 

[LD 3187]

Does this count as a confession to the american police when a ween send it to them?

 

[Postal Dude]

Jacked it from a Goodwill

 

[Deadpool]

Congrats phil you managed to waddle away with a microwave from an unguarded pile of stuff being given to goodwill. You've proven your cowardice and complete lack of morals once again.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

jesus fucking christ

 

[Ray Streip]

Bragging about stealing shit on social media is never a good idea, especially when you've got a following that's prone to reporting this kind of shit to the authorities.

 

[Quijibo69]

Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had!

 

[Giraff3]

They have multiple signs up that explain they will prosecute if you attempt theft. Plus, there is no way somebody wouldn't spot and report that freaky looking thing rummaging around the bin in his snail like way haha.

 

[Positron]

I hope it explodes and feminize his face.

 

[Coldgrip]

I hope it explodes and feminize his face.

Considering more than a few people like to use donation sites like that as places to drop off faulty and broken garbage I'd say there's a chance that there's some sort of electrical problem with his new microwave.

So explode? Not likely.

Start an electrical fire and burn the place down? Possibly.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for them damn kiwis!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Of course, Phil has to steal one of the most common and frequently replaced kitchen appliances there are. Fucker could have easily scored a free one on Craigslist or freecycle, but no, he's gotta edgelord.

Next scam: grabbing free mints at Pizza Hut.

 

[DatBepisTho]

If it weren't for Goodwill, autists and disabled peeps wouldn't have better chances of being employed at other places. They hire them to fucking hire them and give them work experience when other places won't, you moon-faced troon.

Zero badass points, as donation piles are comparable to unguarded dumpsters when they're not inside the store or in a locked donation box.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Just when you think Phil can't get any more unlikable.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Start an electrical fire and burn the place down? Possibly.

He'd need to steal a Keurig for that to happen.

 

[Baguette]

What a shitty asshole.

 

[Darndirty]

Way to stick it to the man phil, fuck the store that tries to sell affordable stuff to people who can't spend alot. fuck those capitalist pigs.

And he stole it from a drop off, didn't even have the guts to go into the store.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And he stole it from a drop off[...]

Just like he stole a map from a display outside a store.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What a shitty asshole.

Literally and figuratively.