Sonichu 11.20.14 - Chris Has a New TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu Website -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

http://www.spergweb.com/SonichuOnline/

Chris and the spergs who comment on every single one of his facebook posts are collaborating on a new website for Sonichu. Not surprisingly, the website looks like it was designed by a group of autistic people.

The President of the Sonichu Fan Club is classified intel and most likely a troll.

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The site is barely functional and none of the drop down menu links work. There will be forums opening in the near future, but considering the website technician took a week to figure out how to change a cover photo on facebook, I wouldn't hold my breath.

There is one page that is up, which is the biography of Chris that doesn't cover anything that has happened over the past 8 years:

http://www.spergweb.com/SonichuOnline/Profiles and Biography.html

Christopher Weston Chandler was born February 24, 1982, approximately 5:30 AM, at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia from Barbara Anne Weston Chandler and the late Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. He was diagnosed with High-Functional Autism in his early childhood. The family resided in a quaint 2-Story House in Ruckersville, Virginia for most of Christian's lifetime. Even though Christian was born as a blonde, his hair gradually darkened to a brownish color.

At some point in his early childhood, Christian stopped talking and went into a period of non-verbal communication. During this challenging period, Barabara and Robert were busy dealing with his sounds of laughter, screaming and crying as they sought to unlock the mysteries of childhood autism. During this time, he attended speech therapy sessions at James Madison Univesity with a classmate who attended due to his heavy Spanish accent. At the age of 7, this phase of his childhood came to an end and became very talkative afterwards. He was very proud of his parents for helping him in this manner. It was during his childhood that his next-door neighbor had a daughter his age who become one of Christian's best friends. They would play hide and seek, swing on her swing set, or simply hang together or with the the other neighborhood children. She was very helpful in bringing me out of his autistic shell to be more outgoing.

As is the case with many children on the autism spectrum, Christian developed an interest in computer technology and music with help from his late father who purchased a Commodore 64 computer system and programmed a simple game of ring stacking on it. Other interests computer videogames such as Pitfall, Q*Bert, Pole Position, and a Donald Duck game. Some of his favorite television programs included Sesame Street, Care Bears, Transformers and Generation 1. Christian's second game system was the Nintendo Game Boy that he received for Christmas 1989 with Tetris and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Fall of the Foot Clan. Tetris become one of his favorite games.

In 1989, there was a Bear Band performing at the Regency Square Shopping Mall in Chesterfield County. A man behind the Conductor (Leonard Bearstein) misunderstood his name calling him Christian instead of Christopher.

His first Hero Christian looked up to was the American Rabbit, from the movie, "The Adventures of the American Rabbit". However, this was displaced by the introduction of Sonic the Hedgehog in June 1991 by Sega. Sonic would quickly become a favorite of Chrisian.

After moving into an apartment house in the Cloverleaf Complex in the Richmond area, Christian was enrolled in Providence Middle School for his early teenage years from the 6th to the 8th grade. His half-sister, Carol Suzanne Chandler also attended there as well. Christian recalled it being a pleasant time during those 3 years. One of his most highly noted teachers was Mrs. Virginia Sanford (who was nominated Teacher of the Year one year). During this time, Christian's grades placed him on the honor roll.

After graduating from Middle School, Christian attended Manchester High School from 1997 to his graduation in 2000. Christian and his father moved out of the the Cloverleaf complex and rented a house in Surrywood for a year and then moved into a townhouse in the Newberry area before attending M.H.S. Christian's high school ciriculum included English Literature and Grammar, Mathematics, Biology as well as Coping Skills that were intended for individuals on the autism spectrum.

In Christian's Freshman Year, he was selected to be Manager/Water Boy for the Varsity Basketball Team. His partner (whom he friended), who was a Junior, by the name of Joseph Herring who confided his dating experiences with Christian. He lost touch with him after he graduated in 1998.

Sonichu's Birth

During Christian's Senor Year, he took a Computer Graphics Class with a teacher by the name of Miss Chalifoux. In March 2000, she gave a class assignment that consisted of creating a CD cover and insert. In creating the CD cover, copyrighted characters were not permitted for this assignment. Even before this assignment, Christian had already been involved with the Pokemon card game (i.e. the red and blue editions card series). He even created his own set of homemade Pokemon trading cards out of personal interest. It was out of this personal interest as well as for the class assignment that the idea of Sonichu (i.e. a merger of Sonic and Pikachu) came into being on March 17th. He quicky drew up the idea of Sonichu on paper then drew him on a computer for the cover of his custom CD "Christian's Favorite Hits". From that day on, he created Sonichu's origins, his allies, adversaries, and the city of Cwcville, Virginia. He had also made Sonichu a mascot on his earlier website "CWC's Pokesite 2".

Christian graduated high school in the summer of 2000 and shortly thereafter, his family moved back to Ruckersville. Christian enrolled at Piedmont Virginia Community College initially selecting a major in Marketing. However, at his father's suggestion, he switched his major to Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD). Christian graduated in May 2006 with an Associate of Applied Science in Computer Assisted Drafting and Design.

 

[KingofManga420]

A new website for a comic he's never going to update.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>spergweb

Either they're not very self aware there, or they've got a really good sense of humor. Also, what does "shoot the breeze" even mean?

 

[ON 190]

>spergweb

Either they're not very self aware there, or they've got a really good sense of humor. Also, what does "shoot the breeze" even mean?

To sit around and chat about random stuff.

 

[ChrisFangs]

I guess buying Chris's stuff on ebay isn't getting this man enough attention from his idol. It's so obvious that whoever's making this site is doing it solely to get attention from CWC.

Seeing as redacted's other website is a disfunctional mess of frames and ms paint drawings from 1996, I can't imagine this site will really take off. In fact I'd be surprised if he got around to finishing it.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

That bio gave me autism.

 

[king of pickles]

They sure have top notch html/design skills. Flaming animated skulls incoming.

 

[Beth]

I like how it is supposed to be a website about Sonichu and the only accessible page is Chris's life.

 

[Bridechu]

Three days ago, I decided to brush up on my meagre web building skills because a society I'm in just had their web guy quit. This site is uglier than the little project they give you to test you at the end of sections.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

It will never be as comprehensive as the CWCki.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Considering how well the facebook group turned out, the forums are going to be a massive clusterfuck of autism and weenery

 

[Abethedemon]

Wow, Chris's web design certainly hasn't improved over the years.
Haig's law at work here
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Haig's_Law

 

[TaterBot]

Well, it's about time we got to know something about Chris.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I wonder how long it will take for this website to be hacked like Chris' previous websites.

 

[Null]

I'm locking this until I can figure out what I want to do.

The Facebook attention whores have rooted themselves deep onto Chris so that, by extension, we have to pay attention to them.

We've had an unspoken rule not to talk about them, but this is being challenged. Not sure how to proceed.

 

[Null]

Thread's open. Spam filter disabled. Go nuts.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

So, when's Chris getting kicked out of the rental house, again..?

 

[bradsternum]

Looked at the website, suddenly felt like I'd been transported back to 1996 Geocities Hell.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I used to have an Angelfire website comprised of nothing but Dragonball Z gifs.

It was also amazing.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Well, this site is likely to get hacked within the next week. Maybe two.

Those colors, though. I feel like if I scroll the page too fast I'll get a seizure. Cripes almighty that's just horrid.