11/20/2014 - Chris Claims Autism Discrimination by Sperm Banks -

[forbidden cumlord]

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I have applied on beaspermdonor.com to the Fairfax, VA Cryobank, and in their reply in the images below, I was rejected. Autism WAS asked about in the online donor application.

The simple fact that the sperm bank rejected my application makes it very clear that they are discriminatory against autistic people. They are insinuating that autism is some sort of dreaded disease that needs to be disclosed despite the fact that it is not an illness. The sperm bank is embracing the ideals of the eugenics movement in their attempt too "protect the world" from the big, bad, scary autistic people. The sperm bank is also insinuating that autism is genetic or hereditary when in fact there is no consistent scientific proof to back this up. By denying my application, the sperm bank is thus perpetuating the same old tired assumptions but without providing actual evidence to support their outlandish claims.

There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?

Their whole "your DNA is no good- begone!" explanation is utter bullshit.

We really need to draw attention to this. The sperm bank shouldn't be allowed to get away with this outrage

‪#‎VIA‬
‪#‎Autism‬
‪#‎HRC‬

 

[Null]

It feels like he literally copy+pasted this off a Tumblr blog.

 

[Waifu]

Injustice is not being able to cum in a cup for money.

 

[forbidden cumlord]

It feels like he literally copy+pasted this off a Tumblr blog.

This suggestion got me thinking, so I googled a couple phrases that seemed too high-brow for Chris to come up with himself. I found that the phrase "your DNA is no good -begone!" was used only once, in a forum thread about autism in sperm banks from September of this year. Combing the thread for possible Chris accounts.

UPDATE: The same thread contains the line about no person being a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA. Guaranteed source for Chris.

DA UPDATE: Went through the thread, not a single poster that writes like Chris. Chances are he just googled autistic sperm donors and copied what worked for him.

 

[Varis]

Sorry Chrissypoo, if you are a sperm donor, having autism is kind of a big deal.

 

[EI 903]

Private companies should be forced by law to let Chris come in and crank one out on their premises. For freedom.

 

[Arkangel]

Chris doesn't have the right stuff in his white stuff.

 

[Datiko]

Yes something is fishy. The writing is far too coherent compared to other recent examples.

 

[Null]

This suggestion got me thinking, so I googled a couple phrases that seemed too high-brow for Chris to come up with himself. I found that the phrase "your DNA is no good -begone!" was used only once, in a forum thread about autism in sperm banks from September of this year. Combing the thread for possible Chris accounts.

I did too. I think it's more likely that it's written by one of his Facebook attention whores.

 

[Panzer IV]

What was he expecting? God.
You know, there are thousands of families with problems to have kids, a real drama in some marriages, I'm happy that laws on sperm donation protect them to recieve DNA from people like chris.
Also, I'm surprised that he didn't use the LGBT card.

 

[blackie toy]

Also, I'm surprised that he didn't use the LGBT card.

It probably would have been more effective at eliciting outrage.

 

[champthom]

Did...did he actually write this? Because it's almost a good point. And how the hell does Chris know about eugenics?

The thing with sperm donations is that it's anything else - people sell what people want to buy. Women want the best sperm possible so there's usually absurdly high standards for sperm donations. I've heard being over 6 foot tall is practically required, and most prefer donors to have a graduate degree and you pretty much have to be in perfect health. The average male probably couldn't donate sperm, much less someone like Chris. I can see that someone probably has something wrong with them but there are people who it's absolutely minimal and there's pretty much an infinite supply of sperm - they can easily find enough guys that meet their criteria easily. If Chris was a woman, maybe he'd have a bit better luck, the economics of egg donation are different because obviously women are limited in the number of eggs they have while men pretty much generate sperm from puberty until they die. It's discrimination, but it's not like they have it out for Chris, just they have incredibly high standards and probably the average man wouldn't be able to donate sperm.

Okay, so if autism isn't genetic, and it's not hereditary, what is Chris implying? That it's a result of upbringing? Because I'm pretty sure they've done studies to show that's not the case.

I have thought of starting a discount sperm donor bank before - our sperm would be a lot cheaper because the men would be less than perfect. Like you can get sperm at a fraction of the cost of regular sperm banks if you're willing to accept the chance that your child might have a high odds of inheriting heart disease or cancer. Or hell, we'd sell Chris's sperm at a discount rate if you want an autistic child of your very own. Maybe weens should offer to buy some of Chris's sperm so they can preserve it until such a time we can figure out how to clone Chris so future generations can have their own Chris to mock.

 

[JohnConstantine]

The sperm bank is embracing the ideals of the eugenics movement in their attempt too "protect the world" from the big, bad, scary autistic people.

Sperm banks confirmed for worse than Hitler.

On a more serious note, Chris, in all his autistic unholiness, is incapable of comprehending that prospective mothers/parents are unwilling to risk conceiving a child borne from the sperm of a man with a significant mental disorder, and the sperm companies unwilling to provide less than exemplary sperm.

I would venture a guess that if Chris were asked if he thought smokers sperm, or even gay sperm, should be accepted or rejected, he would flatly state the latter. Just another example of Chris playing the victim when he doesn't get his way.

 

[Surtur]

Of course he thinks hes being discriminated against.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I'm glad Chris is "drawing attention" to this "outrage." Since it worked so well with blue-armed Sonic, we should expect the sperm bank to reverse their decision any day now.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

[General disgust] Too coherent for Chris, manchild can't even be assed to make his own points when he's passionate.

 

[pickleparty]

What other lesbian soul wouldn't want chris' fanta flavored navy?it's clearly the sperm bank's loss and they should be sued for their clear breach of chris' civil rights.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This again highlights that Chris only uses his autism when convenient. Sometimes it's a crushing disability that prevents him from doing anything, gives him an excuse for all his fuck-ups and makes him a hero for even getting through the day. Other times, like this, it's absolutely harmless and anyone who calls it a disability is basically Hitler. Which is it, Chris?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

"Thank you for your time and effort" is a hilarious thing for a sperm bank to say. I wonder if they say it to people after they hand in their donations?

 

[Hyperion]

I feel bad for him because even if they did take the time to explain why he was rejected he still wouldn't understand.