11/20/2015 FB: A Potato's Promise for a Prosperous Tomorrow -
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If ADF keeps on spending more money on shitty tattoos, imported food, phone bill, and BDSM gear, there is no way he can get an apartment/house.
Apartments are gonna be way beyond the tugboat in Oakland if my web searches are any indication.
Phil will never have a home.
Phil will never be a woman.
Phil will just cry on face book and waste his money.
I just summed up all of 2016 for Philty Phil.
Phil will never be a woman.
Phil will just cry on face book and waste his money.
I just summed up all of 2016 for Philty Phil.
Thanks for letting the Kiwi Assault Squad know that you'll be waiting by your door. I'll make sure to inform them to go in through the window instead.
So first it was him getting being beaten up by black guys at Occupy Portland, now it's black guys sexually harassing him. Consistency.
If he gets that apartment, I will send him a written apology.
Don't. He will hit you with a baseball bat ( if he can even lift it ) before you can give your apology letter.
I don't know much about Phil before his west coast adventures. Has he ever had a place that wasn't couch surfing or taking advantage of someone like his mom or Maria Pupo?
Because if he has shared housing or a roommate, that will last a month at most. He'll get arrested for assault, evicted for damages, or beaten up stealing from his roomies.
Because if he has shared housing or a roommate, that will last a month at most. He'll get arrested for assault, evicted for damages, or beaten up stealing from his roomies.
At first, I thought the thread title said preposterous tomorrow, which makes more sense.
Phil has had the ability to have an apartment for years, but has chosen not to due to "priorities".
What makes him think next year will be any different?
What makes him think next year will be any different?
"I miss you all, All seriousness... *goes into small paragraph about hating Oregon in general for literally existing and having a population of white people in it*"
'I totally fucking hate your topography being exactly what to expect in that area of the world and for having people in it...but I actually do miss you all the same!' is what Lardo is saying. You'd think he'd at least follow up with a reason why he likes Oregon at all in the first place.
Oh, right. Phil. Nevermind.
"There's still a war to be won for surgery here in California"
Jesus Christ, he's acting like getting himself neutered is like trying to defeat the fucking Nazis. He's not even getting his dick physically removed tobegin with. Unless I've somehow gotten mixed up in which operation Philthy actually is trying to get - not like any of the possibilities would actually be the beneficial magic secret to making him into a ethnically different person and gender in his biology.
"I can't AWOL...because it's someone's job to fight those Cis people for the things I need to be Not-Phil"
I'm sure that bi-lingual roadsign he made a little while back about avoiding erupting volcanoes while driving totally is going to make Facebook change their name-changing policy.
Also, given this idiotic crusade is 100% online, he'd have to abandon his smartphone or at least facebook to go AWOL on himself.
"My third tour in Califonia...fighting Cis people who are hell bent on destroying your favorite Man-hating *bullshit bullshit lies bullshit*"
He legit thinks this is actually some kind of war he's fighting, doesn't he?
The "your favorite" bit also seems almost certainly a veiled insult to Chris, even though at least OPL isn't pretending to be a non white guy.
"2012 was the only time I spent the holidays in Oregon...violence against me for calling out Cis men for unconsensual touching...in the Occupy Portland movement"
Hmmm, that's strange. Weren't you accusing some random middle aged guy of trying to rape you in font of a book store yet showed literally no signs of actually suffering from psychological issues that attempted rape would imply in the aftermath? Seems a mighty far stretch to be implying you're okay with almost getting raped but will draw the line at just "unconsensual touching"
"2016 something something stable home/apartment"
HOLY SHIT actual recognition of shit he actually needs, maybe this is a true breakth-
"guarded with a baseball bat at the front door cuz Kiwis will try to pull home invasion bullshit"
Wow. Phil's answer to people breaking into his theoretical future house? A baseball bat at the furthest possible point from him if intruders got in through the front door.
Because being an obese, no stamina lazy piece of shit means you can totally defend against somebody by using a baseball bat. No way is this going to backfire if there's like, TWO people coming in, or even just one guy with a gun. No sir.
"fighting for Misandry and Social Justice and Castration just across the 42 North Parallel"
Uh...that line of latitude is near the Oregon/California border, idiot.
"PS California is Mexico"
Right. Because being home to something as American as motherfucking Disneyland doesn't mean the US has owned that part of the world for over a century.
'I totally fucking hate your topography being exactly what to expect in that area of the world and for having people in it...but I actually do miss you all the same!' is what Lardo is saying. You'd think he'd at least follow up with a reason why he likes Oregon at all in the first place.
Oh, right. Phil. Nevermind.
"There's still a war to be won for surgery here in California"
Jesus Christ, he's acting like getting himself neutered is like trying to defeat the fucking Nazis. He's not even getting his dick physically removed tobegin with. Unless I've somehow gotten mixed up in which operation Philthy actually is trying to get - not like any of the possibilities would actually be the beneficial magic secret to making him into a ethnically different person and gender in his biology.
"I can't AWOL...because it's someone's job to fight those Cis people for the things I need to be Not-Phil"
I'm sure that bi-lingual roadsign he made a little while back about avoiding erupting volcanoes while driving totally is going to make Facebook change their name-changing policy.
Also, given this idiotic crusade is 100% online, he'd have to abandon his smartphone or at least facebook to go AWOL on himself.
"My third tour in Califonia...fighting Cis people who are hell bent on destroying your favorite Man-hating *bullshit bullshit lies bullshit*"
He legit thinks this is actually some kind of war he's fighting, doesn't he?
The "your favorite" bit also seems almost certainly a veiled insult to Chris, even though at least OPL isn't pretending to be a non white guy.
"2012 was the only time I spent the holidays in Oregon...violence against me for calling out Cis men for unconsensual touching...in the Occupy Portland movement"
Hmmm, that's strange. Weren't you accusing some random middle aged guy of trying to rape you in font of a book store yet showed literally no signs of actually suffering from psychological issues that attempted rape would imply in the aftermath? Seems a mighty far stretch to be implying you're okay with almost getting raped but will draw the line at just "unconsensual touching"
"2016 something something stable home/apartment"
HOLY SHIT actual recognition of shit he actually needs, maybe this is a true breakth-
"guarded with a baseball bat at the front door cuz Kiwis will try to pull home invasion bullshit"
Wow. Phil's answer to people breaking into his theoretical future house? A baseball bat at the furthest possible point from him if intruders got in through the front door.
Because being an obese, no stamina lazy piece of shit means you can totally defend against somebody by using a baseball bat. No way is this going to backfire if there's like, TWO people coming in, or even just one guy with a gun. No sir.
"fighting for Misandry and Social Justice and Castration just across the 42 North Parallel"
Uh...that line of latitude is near the Oregon/California border, idiot.
"PS California is Mexico"
Right. Because being home to something as American as motherfucking Disneyland doesn't mean the US has owned that part of the world for over a century.
Autism.
I guess we can reset that "days since fake rape claim" clock again.
Yes. It's easier than facing the reality that he's just a retarded homeless bum with no future.
Asperger's.
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