[11/21/16] Video: Kiwifarms Mailbox Time - Phil thanks us for our presents, but won't turn to Jesus any time soon

[Positron]

Appranetly the Farms has been harassing Phil since 2008, and we escalated our harassment whenever there was a presidential election:

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

That shot from under the chin makes him look like a plucked chicken.

I'd ask "since when are we alt-right" but to Phil, anyone not currently giving him asspats is alt-right.

 

[An Ghost]

This shit is 20 minutes long who has time for that Pokémon is out. Edit: he even says 'I won't take up too much of your time' and yammers about the alt right white supremacist movement while showing off his crowbar
From what I survived: he talks a lot about 'frequent frets' of home invasion etc but he hasn't been able to see what we post since long before he had an address. Where's the proof Phil? Link all your buddies to your forum.

 

[CatParty]

"mudderfuckers"

 

[Hyperion]

It really is great how we embody everything any particular cow hates.

 

[Spudnik]

"Fascist should not have a right to free speech in my book"

Given his love of Mother Russia and Mao Zedong, doesn't that apply more to Phil than us?

Edit: also his Mush-mouth is getting worse and worse every video

 

[An Ghost]

It really is great how we embody everything any particular cow hates.

It's pretty great. Null thinks politically we're evenly split and some of the hot pockets voted Hillary. but to cows we are faceless boogymen. The manifestation of their nightmares. It usually means 'alt right cis man children' but that's what these people fear

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

"You should talk to Greta or Nina, they've been dealing with KF assholes for a while"

Lol. Good advice. Direct Phil to two people who are possibly even less competent than himself.

 

[Smutley]

anything for relevancy. Greta and his Child Bride will most certainly want to take their drain-spiraling scam even further down with continued aid for Phil.

That's what should be in the next TLL callout post: that Greta personally helps an intentionally homeless man who abuses SSDI and beats women, and a fat pedophile who was fired from his teaching job for being a pedophile.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Huh. Did anyone else just experience getting snittied at by an articulate pile of pink slime in a knit cap, or do I need to stop self-medicating?

 

[StoicMoose]

We went from being gamergate to altright lol, quite the jump

 

[An Ghost]

Phil begs for money to buy toilet paper, and when somebody finally sends him toilet paper and an impossible to buy anymore sonichu #0 he complains. What an asshole. He didn't even use the toilet paper. Whoever sent him the strawberry kiwi shampoo he doesn't mention it but maybe he didn't get the joke. Or forgot.

 

[Dr.Research]

Imagine if we had a female POC kiwi meet Phil and tell him how hes ruining the causes he identifies with. He wouldnt know what to do except scream about her being brainwashed or selfhating.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil is literally getting home goods given to him freeing up cheese and tattoo money and he's upset. Well no worries Phil it's not like you'll have a place to send mail much longer.

 

[JSGOTI]

Okay, so... We knew about the poop, the potato and the fail-tier CWC letter
The bible is definitely a stretch, probably just someone signing him up for one of those 'free bible' mailing things
And he DID ask for toilet paper, but that's still fucking pathetic that someone yet again tried to impersonate CWC.
Why do people suck so hard at weening.

In unrelated news, that speech impediment sure is wonderful!
"Frequent Fweats"
"Bodder"
"Live frough this"

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

I was hoping he would have used his over priced novelty knife on it haphazardly as a warning to KF. Oh well, anytime I come into a Phil thread my expectations are already pretty low, so it's not like I can be that disappointed.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Read by Morgan Freeman

And here we see the male North American White Potato attempt to socialize with his own kind. Similar to other primitive species, like apes and monkeys, the Potato People observe each other's parasites, and attempt to pick them off of each other in simplistic grooming rituals.
This particular individual is more infested with parasites than most, and will often attempt to roll in pools of drama to rid himself of his problems. However, he's not intelligent enough to know that this just opens him up to more problems, as the most common parasite, Praediumkiwi Tuberosum, is able to flourish and multiply under these conditions.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Break out the Academy Awards, what a performance! "Dis is terrorism! I shudden't hav to live tru dis! They don't do dis to CWC because she's white! Oh and anudder thing, gimme money."

 

[Ravenor]

Ah he got the first part of the religious mailings I requested for him.... first of several.

Just to point out I'm a atheist, but I wanted to see his reaction so stage one of operation potato bake is a mild success, now for stage two... the letter campaign.

 

[Bassomatic]

Not ordering it in Spanish for a true and honest latinx, step it up sempai.