Livestream 11-23-14 Cottage Livestream -

[JON CENA]

Apparently Operation Bustin' Out was a success, and Jace is now doing a stream at Eli's cottage.

Edit: Oh shit, he actually called it a Cottage Livestream, I'm like a fuckin' clairvoyant.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

The fated cottage finally gets to be seen by our eyes.

 

[Kecleon]

'Pickup Zone'? Ready your fedoras, gentlemen.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

'Pickup Zone'? Ready your fedoras, gentlemen.

And here I was thinking it was an auto show this time around.

 

[galact0r]

That gives me plenty of time to stock up on gamerfuel, aww yeah!

 

[Payday]

And here I was thinking it was an auto show this time around.

i thought it was a show about guitar pickups

 

[KillerBob]

I am super psyched for this. Potentially hours of stoned mumbling from Eli!!!!

 

[chiefshittingbull]

wait hes gonna pick up chicks? well he always did say he was the king of pussy now he can prove

 

[KatsuKitty]

Pickup Zone? The only way I could see this going off with TRUTH and HONESTY is Eli describing how to pick up your money off the floor when it's time to pay the hooker.

 

[Centipede]

Assuming Eli's new segment is exactly what it sounds like, what's the likelihood that he'll chimp out when someone inevitably asks him about picking up gay men?Is he anywhere near as homophobic as Jace is? Even in the fight video he didn't seem angry, so much as frustrated.

 

[The Dude]

Get hype gaymers!

 

[Konstantinos]

Pick-up zone? I somehow don't think that's going to be very successful. If I were a girl and I saw a skinny balding weirdo and a Tommy Wiseau lookalike approaching me, I would feel pretty repelled.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

I can't wait to hear Eli live. Hopefully he'll teach us more about obscure protein sources.

 

[Bork Laser]

But-but Survivor Series is on tonight. Jace why do you keep going up against the WWE?

 

[Gothicserpent]

I really want to know what the aftermath of the fight was like.

 

[KingofManga420]

I am so happy I could cry that Eli has permanently joined the main cast after Tupacalypse ended. Jace needed a friend really really badly anyway.

 

[Captain Pronin]

What if midway through the stream, Jace hears a van pull up and then in the distance...

"RACE WAR RACE WAR 2-0-1-4"

 

[Clown Doll]

Pick-up zone? I somehow don't think that's going to be very successful.

Nah, all Eli needs to do is tell girls his war stories from his time in the Sandbox and namedrop Deagle Nation and they'll be deafened by the sound of moist knickers dropping into the ground around them.

 

[Varis]

Apparently Operation Bustin' Out was a success, and Jace is now doing a stream at Eli's cottage.
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Oh no.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Now taking bets on how many mice we'll see on-camera.
EDIT: and do you think Jace shaved his head as part of OPERATION BUSTIN' OUT so his mom can't track him down?