Livestream 11-23-14 Cottage Livestream -

[XYZpdq]

Oh man, brilliant pickup line:
I Got Weed I Got Pizza I Got Condoms And I Got Fast and Furious on Repeat Your Place Or Mine?

Yeah Eli, go pack all that stuff up and bring it to her place

Sure that doesn't work the first hundred times, but the time it works and isn't the cops or a dude... Taaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Someone close to Jace needs to convince him to get new stream mods. I recommend myself, but that's just me being a posing fag.

believe me, there's not much to do. even if you ban someone, their posts dont go away so jace will still complain. i've done chat genocides before to try and keep jace from ending streams early (weens always selfishly try to get a reaction now instead letting jace do his thing and generate worthwhile content over time), but it just feels like nothing you do matters.

Youtube streaming is just shit in general. The only upside is that it saves the streams for you.

 

[TheWarp]

That ending. Jace is gonna get the Oscar before Leonardo DiCaprio ever does.

 

[Puppies.]

Grey wolf, more like GAY wolf amirite?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_wolf#Reproduction_and_development

 

[Shokew]

This stream was boring as just OK for me, unfortunately. I've seen better - and why can't Jace just accept his biggest shortcoming already? Because getting away from his bitch mom was not that, IMHO, seeing he's won there... OR has he.

 

[niggers]

theres something immediately charming with having eli there. like, the staring into space and mumbling isnt any fun but hearing someone respond to jace mid-wiggin is great

"i can't handle this, i'm closing the stream, this is too stressful -"

"because you're fuckin gay!"

*silence, deep breath*

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

HIGHLIGHTS:

"wolves do not believe in rimjobs!"

Eli's idea of a skating stunt is to kick the board around

""Have You Guyz Ever Noticed That When You Work Out, Like, It Hurts?"

"Dude You Drank All Tha Dew"
"What? Are you not supposed to drink it?"

Eli tries to eat a raw potato

"Can't Get Pussy If You Kill It"
"You can, it's just gross because she's dead"

"Eli, are you still feeling high?"
"What?"

Eli used to be in an Asian street gang despite being an overweight Jew.

"Cowboy Steve' gets his ass kicked by a woman and disrespects his commander so Jace murders him

Eli maces himself in the face with axe bodyspray. I need a gif of that

Jace got an erection during the John Cena/Batista match

"You Want To Fuck Wolves? Thatz Gay!"

 

[CWCissey]

I can't wait for the highlight reel for this...

 

[4Macie]

I don't know why people didn't like this stream, I laughed my ass off.

 

[Tookie]

I always kind of wondered about the type of guys sending all these moronic messages on OkCupid and if they were trolling or not. Now I know.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Watched it live with some friends. I could suspend the disbelief because I'm so deeply invested in this story, but they all called bullshit and called me an idiot. Needless to say - I showed them the fucking door. Good riddance.

 

[cluelessly]

I wonder if that Rogain is working

I'm going to be keeping an eye on Jace's bald spot

 

[BillRiley]

Eli is gonna regret that OKCupid account:

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

honestly, the one takeaway I am getting from all of this is that Jace googled "How to tell if you are gay"



edit: The fact that Eli and Jace are living together does not help his case that he is NOT GAY

 

[Night Terror]

 

[Tzyt]

My favourite part:
"ELI'S A FUCKING-" [Eli walks in] "Oh hi Eli, what's up? Hey dude, I was just gaming!"

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Does anyone else think that Jace's streams always start off strong? Also stoned Eli is the Second best Jace troll ever.

 

[blackie toy]

My favorite part had to be Jace getting rekt when Eli was doing better than him at the boss fight in Saint's Row 2. At first he was heckling Eli, then when Eli was doing the counter properly he called it "cheat tactics", then started distracting Eli when it was getting close to the end, and finally started saying he didn't want to play anymore and that Eli should start the next segment of the stream.

It was like watching an eight-year-old watching his friend playing video games. It felt very nostalgic.

 

[Quail]

I was going to just listen to the stream as I did work but then I heard those magical words 'My Mom, found out, that I am wolf-kin'.
God damn it Jace, there went a couple of hours. So glad I didn't check the forums before I watched the stream, that was a magic moment.

I just wish he had another go at the Sims now, I want to see if he'd go full anthro with Stryker to showcase his dream life as a Wolf-Marine.

 

[Tankin]

My favorite part had to be Jace getting rekt when Eli was doing better than him at the boss fight in Saint's Row 2. At first he was heckling Eli, then when Eli was doing the counter properly he called it "cheat tactics", then started distracting Eli when it was getting close to the end, and finally started saying he didn't want to play anymore and that Eli should start the next segment of the stream.

It was like watching an eight-year-old watching his friend playing video games. It felt very nostalgic.

What bothers me the most about this is Jace's inability to recognize any of his shortcomings. Every time he fucks something up he spends a minute or two justifying how it wasn't his fault. He legitimately believes that he is the best at everything.