[11/23/16] Phil's crowbar is "emergency use only" for Kiwi Farms/white supremacist home invasions - #secondscount
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That's also a tool, not a weapon. Dumbass phil wouldn't know the difference since he doesn't work.
Lol. More than enough time to skin a potato.
Though that will never happen because Phil would just squeak and shit himself if a break-in ever did occur.
While I'm sure there have been cases of people using tools to defend themselves, using a crowbar during a break-in looks shady as fuck. Coupled with his history of making threats and promises to murder people based on their skin color and sexual orientation there's a good chance that he'd get his ass hauled off to prison for premeditated murder.
Though that will never happen because Phil would just squeak and shit himself if a break-in ever did occur.
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Exactly this. His "weapons" are merely props for his power fantasies. Nothing more.
But, hey, we haven't seen Philthy this worked up in quite a while. And if Slingblade really is dumping Phil's pimpled, unwiped ass then we might be in for some delicious chimp outs very soon.
Seconds count.
He actually put a goddamn note with "seconds count" above it.
Seconds count.
He actually put a goddamn note with "seconds count" above it.
I'm sure he loves taking seconds when it comes to pizza. Or thirds.
He's written a sign warning him about a danger that he himself has invented, that only he will see. The only purpose it serves is to explain to any police who should drop in that while a crowbar can be a tool, this one is definitely intended to be used as a weapon.
Also, why "10 seconds?" What's he basing that on?
Also, why "10 seconds?" What's he basing that on?
I love the idea that Phil has run drills to get to this thing while timing his tard waddle to the spot he needs to stand to get his hand on some metal rod when the shit goes down.
"Never show your enemy your weapons until the moment you use it."
Failed step one.
You can literally get a knife for less than the likely cost of that piece of shit crowbar.
Vikki leaves, some other troon kills themselves, trump is president elect. He can't pay his bills, and people keep sending Phil bibles. He's paranoid and strapping weapons to his walls and is afraid to leave his house.
And the new Pokémon came out. this thanks giving is fucking sweet. Happy holidays Kiwi Farms.
And the new Pokémon came out. this thanks giving is fucking sweet. Happy holidays Kiwi Farms.
While his imagined home invader just stands there, waiting for Phil to hit him.
In Phil's mind he sees the faceless invader beckoning him to join the melee combat, "HAVE AT ME! HAVE AT ME!"
Phil has an active imagination.
That's the only part of him that is.
All he's going to do is stick it up his own ass anyway.
His mouth is almost just as active, maybe even more if he chews cheese without using his imagination.
Did he ever have his disability review?
