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Money 11-24-14 Leaked Text "May We Borrow Your House"

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by CatParty, Nov 24, 2014.

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  1. Of course, the best and most practical way to handle this would be to list Bob's old BMW on Craigslist at a realistic price. (Like that's gonna happen.)
     
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  2. Neither Barb nor Chris care if they ever pay off their debts. They're just trying to get what they want in the meantime and put off paying their bills as long as possible.
     
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  3. Where did Bob pension and the :tugboat: go? I assume they'd be able use some of it to pay for it.
     
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  4. But that assumes the insurance company hasn't paid any storage fees up to this point, when it sounds more like they're saying "you're on your own" from here on out.
     
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  5. I pity the Rainbow Restoration staff. It's going to be a long day fielding calls from a dozen Chrises and Barbs, wanting free hoard storage because of autism, and Sonic's arms changed back...
     
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  6. Maybe Chris and Barb should sell their cars and the burned out 14BC at realistic prices, and use the money to pay the Rainbow Restoration people for another year so they can just move into the storage space and live amongst the hoard. Perhaps Renee could suggest this as an alternative :I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME:
     
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  7. I don't think it will ever be livable, (it wasn't really for a long time before the fire) but that won't stop Barb from trying to move back in. In answer to your question, we will all see soon.
     
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  8. ^^^ I guess by "livable" I meant "granted an occupancy permit," or if that's not necessary in Ruckersville, "utility companies being willing to resume service."


    $1600 in a lump sum is a lot for people who are horrendous with money management and whose monthly income is at most $3,000.
     
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  9. hmmmm that might mean the insurance company barely gave them anything to store the hoard.
     
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  10. This is a missed opportunity for Chris and Barb to get out of living in a landfill and Barb just wants to dive right back in.

    Amazing.
     
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  11. "Mmyeah, now that we Borrowed your hou - your house, may I borrow you Renee, love?"

    Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother.
     
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  12. Did you just... moderate yourself?
     
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  13. That new car they bought probably eats up a lot of the :tugboat:
     
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  14. Well, this explains a lot of Chris lamentations about "bigger worries" and the sudden drop in price of the BMW.

    Also isn't this some additional storage room Charb rented to accommodate the barbage that wasn't covered by the insurance company in the first place? I distantly remember someone saying Barb was holding on to the hoard against the insurance companies will.

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    Well...
    http://cwckiforums.com/attachments/reneetexts_11_12_2014-png.9203/
     
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  15. I suspect there may be more to the story. Around here, you can rent a garage size storage unit from U-Haul for under $200 / month: $1,600 a month is definitely excessive. (Then again, how many units is their shit occupying?)
     
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  16. There must be an additional unit(s) not being covered by the insurance company. If State Farm was covering everything up until now, there's no way Chris/Barb would already owe $1600 just for one month.
     
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  17. Chris's tugboat is $1300 a month, and Barb gets social security and a small pension from her old job.
    Chris is paying almost $300 a month on his $8,000 credit card debt, he's still buying hundreds of dollars of vidya and legos every month, he's got a monthly payment on his new ford sedan, he has to pay for his cellphone, internet, groceries, gasoline, the storage unit which Barb uses to store her horde junk and garbage in, and barb still eats out regularly and spends money on that.

    Chris and barb's combined income is about $2500 a month. The problem is that the Chandlers take the attitude of "We deserve to have a new car, eat out everyday, buy all the horde and legos we want, we should spend all the money we want without limitation". They refuse to stop spending on luxuries and are having trouble paying the necessities. The lack of common sense in the Chandler household is incredible. I think part of Barb realizes that their lifestyle isn't sustainable, but she keeps telling herself that the shit's going to hit the fan after she dies, so she just doesn't care.
     
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  18. So Barb is about to go from Extreme Hoarders to Storage Wars?
     
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  19. Picture poor bastard who outbids for THAT storage locker.
     
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  20. In hindsight getting a new car was a bad move for the Chandlers, SHOCKER
     
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