11/24 - Chris and the 5 Hour Power Nap -

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[Someone in a Tree]

C'mon, Sega! Don't you see what you're doing to your biggest fan!?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I feel if they had any idea what they were doing to poor Chris, they'd *immediately* recall Sonic Boom and change Sonic's arm color.

 

[BT 075]

Go out Chris, and nap to the extreme!

 

[Judge Holden]

anyone else suspect he accidentally hit the letter "n" instead of the letter "f" in the sentence "5 hour power nap"?

 

[Honeyrabbit]

"I had a really good sleep last night, but then I was still tired, so I slept for five hours. Also I bought some diphenhydramine to make sure I get more sleep."

 

[applecat]

He's crashing into slumber harder than ever. I guess that's just part of getting old.

 

[Chrisaroonie]

I like how he even plugs cough medicine. There is not a single product he will not place.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, sperging around town vandalizing the new sonic arms is stressful!

 

[4Macie]

Only in Chris's world is a "five hour power nap" considered "short".

 

[Honeyrabbit]

anyone else suspect he accidentally hit the letter "n" instead of the letter "f" in the sentence "5 hour power nap"?

Chris doesn't fap these days, he just diddles his infected taint piercing i wish i was joking about that

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

That's not what they mean by chasing your dreams Chris.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Go out Chris, and nap to the extreme!

I'M WORKING ON IT!

 

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I normally only get about 5 1/2 to 6 hours of sleep per night and he calls that a "power nap." Seriously makes me wonder/ shudder to think what he calls actual sleep.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Maybe the 50-pack of mcnuggets and gallon of sweet tea he consumes daily is impacting his body chemistry and fucking up his sleep.

Nah, that's probably not it.

 

[Captain Cid]

Now Chris is taking Nyquil to force sleep, not because he's sick. Gateway drug!

 

[CatParty]

I like how he even plugs cough medicine. There is not a single product he will not place.

off brand no less. but if he's going right back to sleep for an extended period of time, the last thing he should be doing is taking cough medicine designed to induce sleep (especially when he isn't sick)

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Maybe the 50-pack of mcnuggets and gallon of sweet tea he consumes daily is impacting his body chemistry and fucking up his sleep.

Nah, that's probably not it.

What's one thing got to do with another? Everything that happens to Chris is the result of external influence, and not something that he may or may not have done.

edit: blatantly a sarcastic post

 

[Chrisaroonie]

I can't wait for the narcotic abuse saga!!!

Edit: It's a joke, people.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Cough syrup plus Chris's non-existent self control might not be the best chaotic combo.

I'm looking forward to the Sizzurp Saga, and a chopped'n'screwed mix of Trollsta's Paradise.