Interests 11/25 Watermelon isn't making me say this. -

[Rogowski]

"While William Elliott Waterman is a Great and Loyal Customer with more than appreciated Business, and cousin of my gal pal, I am ultimately the creator and author of Sonichu, and I control my life."



EDIT: GAL PAL????? H'WHAT?
EDIT EDIT: NEVERMIND I'M A HUGE FAGGOT WHO WASN'T UP ON HIS CHRISTORY

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

Watermelon, the ultimate troll, spending money on sonichu merch.

 

[Golly]

EDIT: GAL PAL????? H'WHAT?

That's a reference to Anna, I'm pretty sure.

 

[Cumuppance]

And people claim Chris doesn't browse KiwiFarms...

 

[Kosher Dill]

Our unofficial motto is "No shit is too minor", but anything involving Watermelon is too minor.

 

[That Guy]

This is funny because Waterman really is the reason why Chris has been making new videos. He's been trying for years to gain Chris' trust and he finally has it. I'm not sure if it was blackmail or sexual favors but Melon did it.

Too bad none of you have control over CWC's new gatekeeper. It probably explains why everybody here gets triggered by Waterman so hard.

 

[Rogowski]

That's a reference to Anna, I'm pretty sure.

I suppose I was behind on that bit of info. I never kept up with Waterman enough to know he was Anna's cousin.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Because good classic gullible Chris has NEVER been duped before by someone. Taking their word at face value is clearly his strong point with socializing.

 

[That Guy]

and cousin of my gal pal

Surprised he still thinks of Anna as his gal-pal after all these years. Anna's been out of the CWC scene for a longgg time.

 

[AthenaQe]

It kind of disturbs me that Watermelon lives in the same state and like, 20 minutes away, from where I live. Such a small world!

 

[Golly]

I suppose I was behind on that bit of info. I never kept up with Waterman enough to know he was Anna's cousin.

I'm not really sure it's the most common of knowledge. He's only been posted about very occasionally. As a rule, Kiwi hasn't talked about Waterman until recently because he's such an attention whore. However, his growing entanglement with Chris has made him a little too difficult to completely avoid, especially since he's been so obnoxious about it.

 

[CatParty]

I agree, @VikingBoyBilly is too much of an idiot too

 

[Marvin]

This is funny because Waterman really is the reason why Chris has been making new videos.

Nah, that's not watermelon.

He's been trying for years to gain Chris' trust and he finally has it. I'm not sure if it was blackmail or sexual favors but Melon did it.

It's a combination of being Anna's cousin, and sinking a lot of money into Chris.

 

[PacSol]

Insert joke about how Chris controlling his own life is the biggest problem with it here.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"I control my life"

Except when Chris pepper sprays someone in which case it's Sega's fault.

 

[Dr.Research]

Surprised he still thinks of Anna as his gal-pal after all these years. Anna's been out of the CWC scene for a longgg time.

Once a gal-pal, always a gal-pal. 4 lyf

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I wonder why Watersperg's no longer friends with Chris now...

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Aww, he's so proud of owning that Sonichu comic

 

[Optimus Prime]

I call bullshit.

How can Chris prove he's not being controlled by the main villain from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force film?

Oh, that's not the Watermelon involved here? Nevermind, then.

 

[Marvin]

I wonder why Watersperg's no longer friends with Chris now...

Three hours prior...

Spoiler: transcript

All of you have a mistaken impression of who has the brains and the power in this situation. As of right now, Christine Weston Chandler will not make any more facebook status updates or upload youtube videos until further notice.

I put an embargo on your CWC-content —I'm cuttin' it down right now. You don't have to take me off user moderation, but if Null writes “Odin is my allfather” nine times on the Special: William Elliott Waterman thread on the Inner Circle board, the embargo will end and Christine will resume her facebook and youtube updates.

Bill you are taking this thing with Kiwifarms way too seriously. I don't think anyone here is going to care one way or another about a bunch of trolls bullshitting on a forum. You're awesome just the way you are. Haters are such a downer. The less you have to do with them, the better off you'll feel about yourself.