11/26 - Barb falls over, doesn't die -

[Lysistrata]

Notice the reactions...

 

[LD 3187]

The hoard protected Barb, the hoard refuses to let her die.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris forgot to pick up the cat shit again

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

inb4

 

[CaptainDong]

The hoard protected Barb, the hoard refuses to let her die.

The hoard cradled her holey buttocks to safety. The hoard's love is all-encompassing. The hoard will never die.

Sort of like the trash heap from Fraggle Rock.

Edited because iPhone.

 

[Kalpazoid]

She probably tripped over a lego set that was laying around. Way to go Chris.

 

[Lysistrata]

inb4

I immediately thought of the "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" lady when I saw this on my feed

 

[Sperglord Dante]

>doesn't die

bummer!

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Why would he share this? Is he trying to look like a hero or trying to make Cole feel bad.

 

[Spellskite]

I mean, a positive of this is that Chris was forced to do some physical activity.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The hoard saved her life just as it claimed Bobs, it moves in mysterious ways.

 

[GK 090]

Why would he share this? Is he trying to look like a hero or trying to make Cole feel bad.

Does Cole even give a shit any more?

 

[JULAY]

"Rushed to her help" = "Leisurely waddled over when I took a break from playing with my toys and found her on the ground"

 

[Some JERK]

yes... a few things.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Thought I felt something shake.

 

[AnOminous]

Tripped on huge piles of garbage, fall was broken by huge piles of garbage.

Just another day chillin in the Hoard.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

She's one step closer to finally becoming one with the hoard...that day will come soon.

 

[Sonitistic]

I imagine she fell into the hoard which cradled her comfortably then Chris cast a Ya-Me-Ha spell and two arms made of old junk mail and cat carcasses emerged from the hoard and lifted her by the armpits to safety.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Let's all face it.

When it comes to Barb dying, no shit really is too minor!

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Why would he share this? Is he trying to look like a hero or trying to make Cole feel bad.

Chris is known for oversharing.