[11-28-15] Delusional Phil thinks he is a badass -

[Magique]

 

[cumrobbery]

nice knife

 

[Sable]

I like how even in his made up story the villain is over 50.

Maybe he really does enjoy the idea of hurting older people.

Or maybe he's trying to warn Kengle off.

...who the heck are Phil's backup? His lice?

 

[Bassomatic]

Who's gonna call the long haul and check on phil? He may have ptsd.

What a crock.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Phil needed a knife to scare what was most likely a senior citizen. Give him a sticker.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

phil is in fact a very hardcore obese man who stabs old men with his other tranny friends during nights of a bit of the old ultraviolence. watch out males because the next generation of MS13 is here and you dont want to be on the ass end of these social media gangbangers

 

[chimpburgers]

Yeah, that butter knife you used sure came in handy, right Phil. Hehe.

 

[Lunete]

#everyonegoeshomealive

Phil you fat filthy drama queen. It was a random middle aged dude not an ISIS terrorist.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I wonder how the Long Haul feels about Phil scaring off potential customers.

 

[VLAD]

"My Hanzo steel is a tool of justice"
_________________/

 

[Positron]

#everyonegoeshomealive

Phil has a home?

 

[wet_butt]

Just imagine the poor bastard who made the mistake of uttering "Excuse me, sir," before lard golem pulls out a knife and starts shrieking like a chimp

#transmisogyny #everyonegoeshomealive

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Phil has a home?

Phil isn't a person

 

[Zvantastika]

So Phil finally realized his nail clipper has a knife?, how cute.
Also, when he says he had "back up", he actually means he was on the floor with his back facing up?, which lead me to believe the scene went something like this:

 

[Ruin]

Can someone explain why the villains in Phil's stories are always middle aged men? Statistically the high crime/violence demographic is 16-25.

 

[Bluebird]

Phil is this your weapon?

 

[Bad Dog]

Phil's appearance and stench made him leave, not the plastic knife. Stop over emphasising the situation Phil.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Pretending this is a real story... what the hell was the provocation? At least he usually makes up some bogus about why he is mad.

 

[Ruin]

Pretending this is a real story... what the hell was the provocation?

Presumably being white and cis which is odd, most anarchist groups are egalitarian because they see oppression as being institutional in nature.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Presumably being white and cis which is odd because most anarchist groups are egalitarian because they see oppression as being institutional in nature.

Implying Phil is an anarchist for any non-selfish reason and/or even understands the politics behind taking up anarchism.